Y did Santa put his Radio in d Refrigator? . .
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Think.. . . .
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He want to hear some cool Music..

Teacher-Edison cut his Dad’s Cherry Tree,
but he told Truth dat he cut it,
His father didnt do anything why?
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Banta-Edison still has Axe in his hand!

One day Sardar went to a shop.
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Let him go.
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You do ur job.
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Always dont expect jokes on him.

Santa’s Wife faints. He phones for ambulance.
“Address?”
“Eucalyptus rd”
“Spell it please” .
“I’ll drag her to Oak rd can u pick her up there?”

So much pain and agony in this World. Crimes,Corruption, Kidnaps, MH370, Modi, Rahul, Kejrietc.And just when you think world has sufferedenough,……………..
Himesh Reshammiya releases his Movie.

Husband Sitting with His Wife
in Restaurant,
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Drinking Beer n Says:- “I Love
U”
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Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer
Talking ?
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Husband:- Its Me, Talking To
My Beer, U Shut Up” :/

Dead bodies r very happy……
U know why ..
Socho think think…… Fool kahi k…
Kyuki 2nite there is a dance programme
bo michael jackson in graveyard.

PJ OF THE DAY-
Plz eat Parle-G & not Tiger biscuits!
WHY?
COZ
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Now only 1411 tigers left..

What do you call a bee that has come from
America ???
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“USB”
No claps plz…..

I hve lots of jokes in my inbox,
bt i can’t send u all u them’
it will take a lot of time,
so i’m sending u jst 1 joke
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“u r so beautiful”

i changed my computer password to SILENCE.
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Bcoz my girlfriend doesnt know that word

I love 2 walk in rain ..
coz dan no1 can see me tearz
(Charlie Chaplan)
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I love 2 walk in fog coz dan no1 can see i m smoking
(Basheeer Charsi)

Bay of Bengal is in which state..
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Liquid state

What do computers like to eat..
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Chips!

Why did you change your last job..
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Because the company shifted and didn-t tell me where

Signboard on one side of a super highway..
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You are not looking at the road