Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles..
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He-s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.

Ha..
Ha Ha..
Ha Ha Ha..
He He He He..
Hooo..
Ha Ha Ha Ha..
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Nothing Yaar,
I Suddnly Rememberd Ur Face
Oh My God
Wt a Funnny Creation..

A Psychology Report..
When 2 Couples come face to face……
Wives look at each other-s SARIS
Husbands Look at each other-s WIFE..!!!

Always keep ur picture in ur pocket,
u know y..
Whenever u face any problem just see ur pic and say 3 times,
if i can face this then i can face anything.

Height of Technical Overdose :-
A Software Engineer falling from the Roof of Building Shouting..
F1 F1 F1
instead of
Help Help Help

What-s the difference between a good lawyer & a great lawyer….

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A good lawyer knows the law well & A great lawyer knows the Judge very well

Man: Is there any way for long life..
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Dr: Get married.
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Man: Will it help..
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Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..
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Give Him A Mobile With A
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Set Of Girls Phone No and Put Him
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In A Place Where Theres No Netwrk

If your enemies throw a stone at u,
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just smile and throw back a flower at them..
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But,
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make sure u throw it with the pot…..

Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to,
but press the wrong button and you-re disconnected.
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Guys are like buses.
If you miss that one, another will be along soon.

Teacher-i gave u essay 2write on dogs,y didnt u write..
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Sam-whenever i go 2write on dog,it runs away

Santa in Chinese Restaurant Waiter- Sir, I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue & Frog’s Legs
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Santa- Don’t tell me ur problems, Give me the Menu….

‘I was the most Outstanding student in my class….
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BCoz my teacher always used to keep me out of da class…’

OMG THIS REALLY WORKS!
1. Hold your breath for 10 minutes.
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2. Die’