Top 3 sweetest sleep
3.Sleepin on moms lap wn v r tired!
2.Sleepin on lovr-s shoulder wn vr sad!
1.Sleepin wit opened
eyes wn teachers r teaching!

Height of PHYSICS
A conductor kicks n old man out of bus.
Police takes conductor 2 jail and gav him shock but he had no effect.
Y..
coz he ws a BAD CONDUCTOR.

Height of PHYSICS
A conductor kicks n old man out of bus.
Police takes conductor 2 jail and gav him shock but he had no effect.
Y..
coz he ws a BAD CONDUCTOR.

A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog – it died.
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Newspaper reported:
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Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, I am not American
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Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
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Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.

A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog – it died.
.
Newspaper reported:
.
Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
.
Man said, I am not American
.
Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
.
Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
.
.
Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.

Since last yr 2 things in INDIA r gaining high youth response..
1) IPL
&
2) I-pill

Can a GIRL make u a MILLIONARE..
Yes !
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Conditions Apply:
U must be a BILLIONARE !

An aeroplane asks a rocket: How is that you can fly so fast..

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The rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your ass!

Ques. – Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than the
Eiffel Tower…..

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Ans. : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can-t Jump..
Think different….

A banker confused about Maths,
asks his lady secretary: If I give u 3 millions deducting 17%, how much would u be takin off..
Lady: Every thing, even my panty.!

Grammar Teacher : PETER DOES NOT FLIRT WITH WOMEN.
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What is -PETER- in the sentence..
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Student: Maam,PETER is gay..!

Who do you think is the LAZIEST inventor of all times..
It-s the guy who invented the SNOOZE in an alarm

Life Was Lonely.
No One Was There.
I Had No Good Friend.
And When You Came Into My Life Then I Realised That..
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Being lonely was better yaar!

Smile is cheaper then Electricity,
But gives more light to your life…
So, always smile and prove that,
U R D Bst TubeLight!
ha.ha.ha

Love the LADY
but dont touch
the BODY
if u touch the BODY
u become a DADDY
plz send this sms 2 10 boys and try 2 decrease the population in India

A boy touched his girl friend..
Girl said – touch me..all dat only after marriage..
boy said; ok .
call me after your marriage!