Monday- am done with you.
Tuesday- baby can i ask you something?
Baby- what’s it?
Ex- did i send you airtime?
Baby- are u crazy
Ex- ……! 
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When a girl buy’s you an apple ‘think twice’ remember what happen to adam in garden of Eden. So you can be the next one to be in trouble like Adam kkkkķ
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They Said Broken Heart Be The Worse Thing AreYou Sure Try Broken Pocket
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Money Come And Go But I Promise I Will Be With You For Ever
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Respect is the most important element of our personality.
It like an investment,
whatever we give to others,
it will return to us with profit ….
Good morning
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If Leadership is not given to philosophers,
the human race shall never see the end of peace
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Those who say it’s a blue Monday, where do they look. Pls tell me I want to find the colour of other days. Or don’t they have colours,??
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My wife asked me why i am always calm when we fight, i said to her because afterwards i clean a toilet with your teeth brush.
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Africa is the only continent in the world, when you meet a girl on a Monday, on Wednesday her phone breaks down or flies. And if you’re not paying attention on Saturday it’s her birthday
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I left without saying goodbye not because am done loving you but because it hurts to say goodbye
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All my life, I have prayed for someone like you and now
that I have finally found you, I have realized I can’t have you
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You are my heart break after every night call and it’s all because I hear you say good bye instead of dream with me
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Once upon a time,all villagers decided to pray for rain.on the prayer day ,all the people gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.that’s faith
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Me:) What Is The Opposite Of I KNOW
Her:)I Don’t Know
Me:)You Will Never Know Dear
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You say broke up hurts the most,
have you ever found the visitors have eaten your food after coming back from school?
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JOKE OF THE DAY
*There are five friends named*
*Somebody*, *nobody,* *mad, stupid and fool*
*Somebody and nobody were fighting*
*Somebody killed nobody*
*Mad quickly called the police*
*Mad: Hello sir*
*Police: can we help you*
*Mad: yes somebody just killed nobody*
*Police: are u stupid!!*
*Mad: no, stupid is in the bathroom bathing*
*Police: are u mad!!!*
*Mad: yes am mad*
*Police: you must be a fool!!!*
*Mad: no, fool is the one reading this message*
*Am sorry but I was also a victim…. and I can’t be a fool alone*
*Share…. to have more fools*
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