Teacher : Peace give me two pronouns….

Peace : who, me??

Teacher : very good!!

Teacher : one day we will all be beautiful which tense is that learners

Learners :future impossible tense!!!!!!

Teacher :

If nothing seems to be right…..
GO left… Simple as that

My neighbor dresses to kill
and she cooks the same way

Trust in God

But then remember to lock your car

Sometimes I just look at birds and wonder
If I could fly who will I shit on

Most girls ask questions only when they know the answers

So guys Be true

my advice is….
Never listen to any advice..
Even this one….

If everything comes your way……
then you’re in a wrong way right???

Me : our neighbor has a new baby

Boy : what’s wrong with the old one?

I always come up with best ideas when sitting on the toilet…
But i forget them after the flush