Pati-vo khubsurat LADKI Muzko Has k Dekh rahi hai
Patni-Pehle confrm kar,
Has k dekh rahi hai
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Dekh K Has Rahi hai
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Husband: When I get mad at u,
u never fight back.
How do u control ur anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use ur toothbrush.
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in your hands all day.
Husband: I 2 wish that you were
a newspapers so I could have
a new 1 everyday.
Wo Aankh badi hi pyari thiJo usne Humko maari thi,….
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Hum to MUFT mai fida ho gaye
DOSTO Humko kya pata tha ki unko,
Baba ramdev ki bimari thi..
Wife: Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyo Dala,
Husband: Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha
K Meri Beti PHOOL Ki Tarha Hai
Ise Murjane Mat Dena
😛 😉 😀
Dost: Biwi se Jhagra Solve hua kya?
Papu : Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere paas.
Dost: Kya Boli?
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Papu : Boli Bed k Neche se Nikal Aa,
Ab Nahi Marungi 😛 hahahaha
Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
Wife: Tum bahir jate ho to mujhe dar laga rehta hy.
Husb: Don’t worry darling me jaldi ajaonga!
Wife: Bas isi baat ka to dar laga rehta hai 🙂
Bivi ne Kurti utari,
Sexy Nazron se Santa ki Taraf Dekhte huye….
Salwar bhi Uttar k Boli- Pata Hai Na, Kya karna Hai ? 🙂
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SANTA- Ghanta !!!!!
MAI RAAT KO KAPDE NAHI DHOUNGA… Itni Sardi Hai 🙁
Ye dil bahut udaas hai,
Koi apna nahi paas hai,
Har waqt boring sa ahsaas hai,
Jara apni girlfriend ka number dena,
Suna hai wo badi jhakaas hai.
Banta: Sante tera restaurant kaisa Chal raha hai?
Santa: Koi Khas nahi.
Banta: Vaise main do bar tere restaurant Aaya, Par wahan pe tala laga hua tha.
Santa : yaar tu lunch ya dinner ke time Aaya hoga..
Uss time humlog khana khane Ghar jate hai
“Aaj ka Suvichar”
Jo husbands apni biwi se darte hai,
Wo sidhe swarg me Jaate hai !
Aur
Jo nahi darte hai,
Unke liye to dharti hi swarg hoti hai.;)
Biwi: Jaanu tum mujhe waise pyaar nahi karte
jaise Shahrukhkhan Kajol se film me karta hai.
Husband: Woh Pyaar karne ke 5cr leta hai,
par tere Baap ne kabhi 200 bhi nahi diye:'(
Husband: “Kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha?”
No answer
Husband ask again But…
No answer
Then again he ask
Wife: “Nahi kaha janu.
please, ab bhonkna band krdo.
Husband: Agar Operation me Mujhy kuch ho
jaye to tum usi Doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisa kyon keh rahe ho?
Husband: Tou kya Doctor ko maaf kar doon…
A couple in Art Gallery saw a picture
Of a Girl coverd by leaves.
Husband keeps on watching.
Wife:Ab chalna hai ya aaandhi ka intizaar kar len :p