Santa court mein judge se:
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Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
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Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
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Santa: Badla

Santa on an
interview for
the post of detective
was asked a question
–
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Santa – Thanks for
giving me the job,
I will investigate.

Doctor: Kaise Aana
Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab,
Tabiyat Theek Nahi
hai, Liver mein Pain
ho raha hai
Doc: Daroo Peete
ho??
Santa: Haan, Par
Chhota Peg hi
Banana.

Santa 1 Barat mein
gaya.
Waha use bar-bar
PAANI PAROSA ja
raha tha.
Paresan hokar Santa chillaya:
Gale mein pani fans
gaya he,
thoda DAAL-CHAWAL
de do..

Santa ne challenge
kiya:
Ke wo kutubminar
ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega. Saare News Wale
pahunch gaye:
Tab Bola- Bas koi
utha ke sir pe rakh
de!

Boy1: Titanic dekh kar kya sikha?
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Boy2: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki aise mast mauke par bhi koi painting kaise kar sakta hai.

Pappu : Kal raat ko party mei mene 1 ladki ki izzat ko bacchaya
.

Santa : Waah Bhai .!!!

Par kaise .???
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Pappu :-
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Self Control Bhai ..

Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat waloon
ko milte hain
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1 Jungle main ghomta hua white
hathi.
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2: Without affairs wala Jeevan
sathi…

Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale?
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
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Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya

santa is sitting alone in coffee shop..
A beautiful lady came and ask
” if u don’t mind can I sit here?”
Santa- noo
lady- why
sardar- bcoz I hav mind..

Army Training k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pocha: Ye hath me kia hai?
Sipahi santa: Sir Ye bandooq hai.
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hai maa!!
Then Officer to a sipahi banta Singh: Tumhare hathme ye kya hai?
Banta: Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or hamari aunty hai..!

Kamjor Dil Wale Na Padhen…..
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Boss- Mere liye ak shisha le kar aao jisme main apna muh dekh sakun…….
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Santa- nahi mila sir!
Sab me mera hi muh dikh raha hai…..
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Inteligent Santa

Santa ki Gf romantic mood me santa se,
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Gf :- Make me feel like a wife,
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Santa ne apne kapde utare or
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Kaha le saali dho k aa fata fat

Santa was watching FTV
Suddenly son come her…
Santa = Kitne gareeb ladkiya hai. Kapde lene ke liye paise nhi hai.
Son = Papa agar enh se bhi gareeb dekhne ho to mere paas C.D hai.

Santa rod par poti kr rha tha
Tabhi police ne ushe pakad liya
Jab police ushe le ja rhi thi to
Santa bola :-‘ bhai sabut to utha lo

Santa – yar banta,pahle tumhare ghar ki nokrani thi vahi kapde dhoya karti thi or aj tum kapde dho rhe ho .
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Banta : yar , mene usase shadi kar li