फ़ेसबुक पर लोग इतनी sad शायरी करने लगे हैं,
कि अब तो मैं भी उनकी girl_friend को
miss करने लगा हूँ !

He: “Ae kya bolti tu?”
She: “Ae kya mai bolu?”
He: “Sun”
She: “Moon”
He: “Behen tu rehne de”

Samosa said to Aloo:-
Jab mein fry hota hun to tumhe
cover karke garam oil se bacha
leta hu because i luv u….
Aloo said:-
Jab log Tumhe fry hone k foran
baad khate hai to main unka
muh jala deta hun becoz I Luv
u too….
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Moral-
Inki luv story pe na jayein..
Samosa thanda karke khaiyen..

Full kameena pan..!!
1st frnd:- Bro can i use your phone
to call my grlfrnd..??
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2nd frnd:- Yeah sure, just hit
redial…
heheheheheh

girl:-bebo me bebo dil mera lelo…
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me😡😡😡 Bc dil derhi hai Ya sabzi sale kr rhi hai..