I took a Taxi 🚕this morning to town🏙 although I knew very😥 well that i don’t have money to pay . When we stopped at a robot I quickly got out of the taxi and fled away 🏃🏽‍♂️
Unfortunately there was a police 👮‍♂️officer inside the taxi ,he got out and 🏃🏽‍♂️chased me in my zigzag run I managed to get some distance but the police was catching up .he took out his gun and shouted Freeze !! I stopped running and raised my hand to surrender. The👮‍♂️ police pointed his gun on me and say Bro Just keep on running so that I can keep on chasing you i also don’t have money to pay the taxi driver🚕😤😤😤

Forex, Bitcoin, Binary traders please leave me alone
I beg you in Jesus name leave me alone🙏

The pain of eating at other people’s houses is
that you must laugh
even if their child take your meat 🍖

Did you know that people with Sinus
can communicate with pigs🙁🚶

🙎‍♀️:Babe
🧔:Yes Babe
🙎‍♀️: I am home alone 😋
🧔:Don’t worry your ancestors are with you 😏

🧒: May I please pass with level 7 only

🧙🏿: Bring the principal underwear 😂💁

I HAVE NEVER BEEN CONFUSED IN
MY LIFE LIKE
THIS.
Two men met at a bus stop and
struck up a
conversation.
One of them kept complaining
about family
problems.
Finally the other man said, “you
think you have
family
problems? Listen to my
situation.”
“A few years ago I met a young
widow with a
grown up
daughter and we got married.
Later my father
married my
stepdaughter. That made my
stepdaughter my
stepmother
and my father became my
stepson.
Also my wife became mother in
law of her
father in law.
Then the daughter of my wife,
my stepmother
had a son.
This boy was my half brother
because he was
my father’s
son but he was also the son of
my wife’s
daughter, which
made him my wife’s grandson.
That made me
the
grandfather of my half brother.
This was nothing until my wife
and I had a son.
Now the half
sister of my son, my stepmother
is also the
grandmother.
This makes my father the brother
in law of my
child, whose
step sister is my fathers wife.
Thus I am my
stepmother’s
brother in law, my wife is her
own child’s aunt,
my son is my
father’s nephew and I’m my own
grandfather.
And you think you have family
problems?

No matter how ugly you’re, once you have money women will always find something cute on you like. “Ncoo he has a cute shadow”
😋🤞

the way my mom looks 👀at me
when I answer my phone📱 at night🌃
as if I’m cheating on her with another mother🙄

Whoever needs help with English
I’m hair😔

I’m done smoking🌿 weed. Last 🌃night my friends and I were looking for me🙄😥

ONLY BLACK PEOPLE TALKING TO A COCKROACH BEFORE THEY KILL IT

OYA KAE ….??

When turning on stove
White’s:1..2..3..4..5..6
Black’s:0..6