They say every man is polygamy in nature.. Makawa! I wasn’t there when they say it when God said let’s there be light and there was light was Nigeria there??

You ask me what is my name & I answer you politely My name is Ben Sir, & you start asking me silly question like, it is Benjamin, Bernard or Benedict? It’s your father that answer all those names

I don’t like picking call from fat people their hello can swallow airtime

Whenever my girlfriend airtime sender called her
I will pretend to be like a deaf and dumb

I wonder why the children voice is more louder in church anytime they share the grace

December as you are going, go with the Alcohol Biko!! I can’t come & kill myself

I called you on video call u start yawning do you tink I will allow you to swallow me & my phone did you know how much I bought it

I prefer girl to sit next to me in a bus
bcoz some guys Armpit can make you jump out of a moving vehicle