You Go To School Nothing Happens
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You’re Absent: 6 Fights, Tubac Came Back &
Beyonce Performed The Cafeteria

People That Don’t Know Me Think I’m Shy
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People That Know Me Wish I Was

That Mini Heart Attack You Get
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When You Reach Your Pockets
And Don’t Feel Your Phone

It’s Funny How your Parents Tell You
It’s Their House
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But Soon As Something Needs Cleaning
.
It Magically Becomes Yours Too

Math Jokes Aren’t Funny
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Nothing About Math Is Funny, Math Is A Sin

What The Heck Does The “z” In “LOLZ” Mean?
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“Laugh Out Loud Zebras?”

Dear Pimples If You’re Going To Live On My Face
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I Need To See Some Rent

Dear Boys If You Haven’t Seen Calvin Klein Models
.
Don’t Expect Girls To Look Like Victoria Secret Angels

In A Car When A Sad Song Comes On A Radio
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I Stare Out The Window And Pretend To Act Like Am Out

The Best Way To Tell Someone You Don’t Like Them Is
To Text Them “370HSSV0773”
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And Tell Them To Read Backwards

That Awkward Moment When Bea Uploads
A Photo Cover On Facebook
So You See People Reaction On It “”
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Then You Also React “”……
But You Are On Free Mode

People Say You Cannot Live Without Love
.
I Think Oxygen Is More Important