Imnandi iJoke Yomuntu Omubi🙌
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Angisho Awuhleki Yona K’phela😐😐
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Studying At Unisa Is A Problem🤕
Because You Study With Old People🤒
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When You’re Trying To Focus Bavele Bak’thume Nje✋
Stay Away From People Who Become😑
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Moody After Being Paid
Chicken 🐔 Licken Must Decide😑
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If They’re Feeding Us Meat Or Salt
Dating A Sangoma It’s Hard😏😏
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She Will Pic Mix You With Her Tikoloshe And Say “Abantu Bam”🤨🤨
White Couple At The Mall:👫
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Black Couple At The Mall: 🚶🚶♀ Uzongifica e Spar Ngoba Usamodela🙁
Huawei P30 Phone Alarm Doesn’t Ring✋
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It Removes Your Blankets🙁
The Fire 🔥 That Is Going To Catch That Guy Who Claimed To Be Dead In Alph Lukua’s Movie 🙁
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Is Still Doing Its Press Ups In Limpopo!!
Whoever Is Incharge Of Making Sure I Don’t Get In Trouble!!😐
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You’re Now Fired 😏😏
Teacher: What Do You Call A Person Who Cannot Hear Anything?👂
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Kelvin: You Can Call Him Anything, Because He Cannot Hear Anything.
Do You Remember The Day We Travelled In A
Car?🚘
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I Put My Dog Out Of The Window,
You Put Your Face Out,😒
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Then People Started Shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’
If You Are Born Poor, It’s Not Your Mistake 😐
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But If You Die Poor, My Friend It’s Your Mistake
How People Set The Alarm ⌚
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Others: “7AM”
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Me: “6:30AM, 6:45AM, 6:50AM, 6:55AM, 7AM”
[Before Date]
Her: You Act Like You Don’t Care
Me: Ok😐
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[After Date] Her: My Dad Died When I Was 15
Me: Who Gives A 😏
Me: Ok😐
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[After Date] Her: My Dad Died When I Was 15
Me: Who Gives A 😏
Her: You’re So Quite
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Me: Nobody Plans A Murder Out Loud 🙂
Dear Haters, I Couldn’t Help But Notice That
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“Awesome” Ends With “Me” And “Ugly” Starts With “u”😜
