Ghost 1: Hi

Ghost 2: Hey

Ghost 1: How did you die?

Ghost 2: I was mistakenly locked up in the frigerator. At first, I was chilling, then, it started freezing, and then, i couldn’t breathe again… I died of suffocation.

Ghost 1: Wow…. what a sad way to die.

Ghost 2: Yeah. How did u die?

Ghost 1: I died of heart attack.

Ghost 2: What happened?

Ghost 1: My wife cheated on me. I came back home and saw a man’s pair of shoes, then, I rushed to the bedroom and met only my wife there. She was naked. I knew there was a man in the house cos my neighbour told me. and the man was still in the house as my wife was undressed and scared. so, I started running and searching the whole house. I searched in the kid’s room, kitchen, toilet, bathroom, wardrobe and dinning, I couldn’t find him and I was very tired of running, so I got a heart attack.

Ghost 2: IDIOT!!!! If you had checked the refrigerator we would have been both alive by now!!!

She wrote “slender by nature”
Are you sure my sister that it is nature not hunger?

Girlfriend : “I want to end our relationship now,
i’m going to return everything u gave me”
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Ronnie : “serious??, ok then let’s start with the kisses i gave u”

I Swear If Some Parents Could See
What Their Daughters Are Doing To Us
In Our Bedrooms They’ll Die Via Heart Attack true

Dear ladies.
Guys deserve Valentine’s gifts too.