the worst thing about being in a relationship is that you have to bath even on weekends*
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Heartbreak 💔 is wen you see your boyfriend who promised to buy you an iphone8
Dancing at a Roadshow to win a Tshirt
I have been laughing since morning when a beautiful lady
stopped me at the corner of JMN Nkomo and 9th Ave and told me that she
is looking for
GOOGLE PLAY STORE.
I asked her Google Playstore how?
She said her WhatsApp stopped working and her
neighbour told her to go to Google Playstore and download a
new one.
Anyway as a good Samaritan I told her that Google Playstore is no
longer in Bulawayo, but they have relocated to Victoria Falls
I then put her in a bus going to Victoria Falls
😁😁😁😂😂😂.
Hope I’ve not done bad?
Hi guys, I would like to let you know that next Monday is my last day here in Zim, I am travelling to England to study Industrial Engineering. I will be away for three years. May God be with
all. I will miss you all. Please forward this message to everyone who knows me. I have just forwarded the message as I received it. I don’t even know who is travelling.
When a short person tells you nice hair, quickly check your zip*🤣🤣🤣🤣
Once you realise that your wife is: beautiful,
has a great figure,
is intelligent,
gets things done on her own,
drives a car well,
has very little expectations,
is not materialistic
and
loves you with crazy devotion…
The whiskey you have consumed is of the best quality…..
Toilet papers: R40
Newspaper: R4.50
Stone: R0
💁💁
I’m not saying anything
Sometimes you have to call Bae and say “don’t cook tonight we are having KFC”🍜🍚🍛. Then switch off your phone and come back the next day.
Relationship stress 💔😏 Mara, Today I scratched someone’s head in the taxi, thinking it was mine.
You know what sis?
Men are also tired of dating broke, uneducated, demanding, poor and lazy women.
When you are broke, you’ll discover that 98% of your contacts are useless.
I Delete Posts Because I’m Not The Same Person I Was 6 Minutes Ago
“Thomas, Albert Orile Maretao!”
Ele Papago A Lwesha Batho Ka Break Ko Abet
Moswareng A Ska Namela jumping Castle Yeo” Baera Papago Ko Partying A Tagilwe
If your boyfriend is comfortable with you having a male bestie,
then he is not serious about you..!
To get where you want to be, you have to first be willing to leave where you are. And to achieve anything, you have to first put in your effort.
💝~💝
Whatever thing you want to do in your life it has to start with you. You should always have a willing and determined heart and you should always put in the necessary effort to achieve it.