You’ll Never Hear A Lady’s Real Voice Unless
She’s Being Chased By A Dog

When a girl says “Tell me about yourself ” she’s asking if u work or if u drive not this nonsense of I’m a caring & loving guy

Some People Have Only Dated One Person And Found Their Soulmates..And Then There’s Us Going Around Doing Auditions..

Those who don’t react or comment on my posts.
My Grandma said I should ask you if you are testing her?

My son is very stupid.He gets zero even if I write homework for him

I’ve been here on Facebook posting jokes not knowing people met in my comments, dated and got married behind my back . Without even inviting me.

Have you ever looked at your boyfriend and wondered how a handsome guy like him
fell in love with an idiot like you

Welcome to South Africa where people get shocked
when the Taxi driver speaks in English

Taxi to towm:R50
Redbull:R10
I know u thinking what am thinking

I stopped trusting girls when my grade 3 girlfriend left me for a boy
who had new crayons in class

My friend sold 2 kidneys..they gave him 1 million rand…

But I came up with 24 kidneys they called the police

Zulu wife to Zulu husband:” You
know today when i came out from the
bathroom wrapped in towel, father in law
saw me!”
Husband:”Oh my God, then what u did?”
Wife:”What could i do, i removed the towel
to cover my head quickly!!”