If you meet a woman that admit she’s wrong, apologises and changes her ways. Dump her, that might be a man, women don’t do that..!
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You know something is wrong, when you can’t remember the last time
you were truly happy…
Parents today are afraid to beat their kids.
Meanwhile I’m here remembering the time my mother factory reset me with a slap.
Onhladile Afetxa A Founa Ka Video Call A Dutxe Ke Mothwage Ba Nsega
Osale Sure Gore Obotse Ole One Ka Taxi’ng Kante Ke Dutse Ko Morago
A Fellwe Ke Mantxu A Rapela Nthabiseng Okwe Are
“Etla Ko Nyobise Moshe
At The Clinic
Nurse: Ke Kgopela Go Thuxa Bana Ba Skolo Pele
Papago: Aowa Le Rena Re Tsena Abet
Ladies, if Banna Bakaya Ntweng👊 O Bona Okare Wagago Aka Bowa?
Botxang Moximane Wooh👉 Omo Pila A Emelle Re Shebe👀 Yena” Baera Nna Ko Cinema Ba Bhora Ke Fast And Furious
Teacher: Any One Who thinks he’s stupid may stands up
Nobody stands up
Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid student over here!!
Little Johnny stands up
Teacher: ohh Johnny you think you’re stupid?”
Little Johnny: No I just feel bad that you’re standing alone
HER: do u smoke
Me: yes
Her: how much is cigarette
Me: R3
Her: How many cigarettes do u you smoke in a day
Me: 10
Her: how long have you been smoking
Me: 15 years
Her: if you save R30 in a day you would have a new BMW now
Me: that’s true…..Can I ask you a question
Her: yes
Me: do you smoke?
Her: nop
Me: where’s your BMW🤨
A Taxi Driver drives into a Petrol Station in a Fancy Surburb with his Toyota Quantum Taxi
Taxi Driver: Sawubona,Ngicela Ungifakele I Full Tank Mtakababa(Petrol)
Attendant:I only speak English sir,Could you please repeat that in English
Taxi Driver:Oh! Ok good morning,I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my Motorized Automobile,therefore I Cordially request that you transfere from your Subterranean Resevoir a sufficient quantity of the Combustible fluid of the Highest Octane rating to fill the appropriate receptable of the said means of preambullation to the Brim(fuel).
Attendant:Cha Mfwethu,Bengizidlalela,Uthe Ufuna I petrol Enjani??😃😂😂….
My girlfriend went to study abroad and came back with a baby who looks exactly like her. I asked her what that was all about and she said that the child was given to her as a token of appreciation for her good behavior in campus. She thinks am stupid, well am not. I know she probably stole that child or something.
Every family has that Aunt who thinks her kids are better than other children,
if u don’t know her, then tht aunt is ur mother
Facebook is meant for chatting but since girls don’t reply to our messages, we are now Comedians and it is working.
got a lift from a Golf 7 GTI today it was amazin……when i got off i almost gave the guy my number, Ladies i understand now