Guys Itโs month end.
What time do we get mad at our girlfriends for no reason?
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Last Night i dreamt Eating Noddles Now I canโt find My Earphones
Ladies please, when you wash your underwears pin them tight on the clothing line. Yesterday the wind blew my neighbors underwear into my bedroom and my wife refused to understand
Next time I take a lady out Iโm inviting her exโฆ.
I need to hear both sides of the story,
you ladies lie too much when you see food๐
Being attractive is tough.
Everybody wants to sleep with you but nobody wants to love you
Are you still as hot as you were in secondary school or itโs a long story?
Suprise your boyfriend tonight my Sister when he text you โgood night Beaโ
Reply with โshe is sleeping my brotherโ
Then switch off your phone
Always know when to let go. When a thought is bringing you more misery than peace, let go of the thought; when a person is bringing more pain than joy to your life, let goโฆ You cannot be your best if you lack joy and peace.๐ธ๐
~โข~โข~
2โฃ. ๐๐บLife is too short to care what people say or think about you. So go do what makes you happy and give them something to talk about.
Wake waphuza 2 nyana wasusiwa ngephutha, bathi hamba uyelala sudakwe kakhulu, wathi uyachaza ukuthi uwe ngephutha, bathi buyeke buyakudelelisa?
*I am self employed so if you see me talking alone donโt bother to ask me , no problem ,maybe I have staff meeting
*Black parents will compare you with other kids*
_But when you compare them with other parents._
*Hehehehe my friend you will be homeless*
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Ke Lapile Go Fihla Sephiri Saka Guys Kenna Ke Dumang Kara Fridge
O Reke Bible Ko Marabastad Ore O Bula Matthew O Kreye Ele Mthethwa
Ofete Gabo Bae O Bone Papage A lla Kgane Hlogo Egana Gotxwa Mo Jersing
Sing Like No Oneโs Listening, Love Like Youโve Never Been Hurt, Dance Like Nobodyโs Watching, And Live Like itโs Heaven On Earth๐
LIFE IS ABOUT: Trusting your feelings, taking chances, finding happiness, learning from the past, and realizing everything changes