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Guys Itโ€™s month end.
What time do we get mad at our girlfriends for no reason?



Ladies please, when you wash your underwears pin them tight on the clothing line. Yesterday the wind blew my neighbors underwear into my bedroom and my wife refused to understand

Next time I take a lady out Iโ€™m inviting her exโ€ฆ.
I need to hear both sides of the story,
you ladies lie too much when you see food๐Ÿ˜‚


Being attractive is tough.
Everybody wants to sleep with you but nobody wants to love you

Are you still as hot as you were in secondary school or itโ€™s a long story?


Suprise your boyfriend tonight my Sister when he text you โ€œgood night Beaโ€
Reply with โ€œshe is sleeping my brotherโ€
Then switch off your phone


Always know when to let go. When a thought is bringing you more misery than peace, let go of the thought; when a person is bringing more pain than joy to your life, let goโ€ฆ You cannot be your best if you lack joy and peace.๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ’
~โ€ข~โ€ข~
2โƒฃ. ๐Ÿ’›๐ŸŒบLife is too short to care what people say or think about you. So go do what makes you happy and give them something to talk about.

Wake waphuza 2 nyana wasusiwa ngephutha, bathi hamba uyelala sudakwe kakhulu, wathi uyachaza ukuthi uwe ngephutha, bathi buyeke buyakudelelisa?

*I am self employed so if you see me talking alone donโ€™t bother to ask me , no problem ,maybe I have staff meeting


*Black parents will compare you with other kids*
_But when you compare them with other parents._
*Hehehehe my friend you will be homeless*
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


O Reke Bible Ko Marabastad Ore O Bula Matthew O Kreye Ele Mthethwa


Sing Like No Oneโ€™s Listening, Love Like Youโ€™ve Never Been Hurt, Dance Like Nobodyโ€™s Watching, And Live Like itโ€™s Heaven On Earth๐Ÿ˜Œ

LIFE IS ABOUT: Trusting your feelings, taking chances, finding happiness, learning from the past, and realizing everything changes