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Dating a broke guy is very stresfull
Every 5minutes he will be likeโ€ฆ โ€œBabe promise u will never leave meโ€๐Ÿ™†



Imagine attending your friendโ€™s funeral then you receive a text saying โ€œThanks for coming friend, i love you so muchโ€

The pain of coming back from Shoprite with plastics,and none of your Neighbours are outside to witness the Event


Re feditse kama Nigeria ๐Ÿ˜‘ Nou re tlhasela baoti kapesa di ring๐Ÿ’reba kgaola menwana..

Kgan Peer Pressure Kea Eng bahn? Ape Heineken Ya Baba ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ
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Diden Ebile eke phalela leke Black Label


Ex Schoolmate:So Wetsang Fela Mo Lifeng?๐Ÿ˜‘
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Me:se Sengwe le se Sengwe Le Mpama๐Ÿ‘‹ Ka E Betha Ga Motho A Mpotsisa Nnywana๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ


U pregiswe Sgebengu uthy uya Ku scane bathi Umtwana Uboshiwe Utshontshe isbhamu Se Soldier Lomzimba

Dear: Love ones ๐Ÿ˜

One day , all of us will get separated from each other.๐Ÿ˜ญ

We Will Miss Our Conversation of everything and nothing and the dreams we had. Days , Months and years will pass until this contact becomes rare.๐Ÿ˜ฅ

One day , our children will see our pictures and ask:โ€Who are these people?โ€ And we will smile with invisible tears because a heart is touched with a strong word and you will say :โ€it was them that I had the best Time of my life โ€˜

Have you ever read a comment that made you click the personโ€™s profile to see if they look just as stupid as they sound !?


I prayed hard last night and asked God to remove all the fake things in my life.. And guess what?? I canโ€™t find my Timberland boots ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


When a slayqueen stops posting on Facebook, it means she is pregnantโ€ฆ And when she starts with โ€œI am backโ€ฆwho missed me?โ€ It means the ABORTION was successful.. Brothers, after God fear women.. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ


Iโ€™ll be handsome next year ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿฝ
This year Iโ€™m just not in the mood

Iโ€™m thinking of deleting my Facebook account ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
my only problem is that Iโ€™m going to miss my Whatsapp friends

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