Dating a broke guy is very stresfull
Every 5minutes he will be like… “Babe promise u will never leave me”π
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Imagine attending your friend’s funeral then you receive a text saying “Thanks for coming friend, i love you so much”
Honestly talking. Immortal technique is better than Eminem
The pain of coming back from Shoprite with plastics,and none of your Neighbours are outside to witness the Event
Re feditse kama Nigeria π Nou re tlhasela baoti kapesa di ringπreba kgaola menwana..
Kgan Peer Pressure Kea Eng bahn? Ape Heineken Ya Baba π¨π¨
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Diden Ebile eke phalela leke Black Label
Ex Schoolmate:So Wetsang Fela Mo Lifeng?π
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Me:se Sengwe le se Sengwe Le Mpamaπ Ka E Betha Ga Motho A Mpotsisa NnywanaπΆπ½ββοΈ
U pregiswe Sgebengu uthy uya Ku scane bathi Umtwana Uboshiwe Utshontshe isbhamu Se Soldier Lomzimba
Dear: Love ones π
One day , all of us will get separated from each other.π
We Will Miss Our Conversation of everything and nothing and the dreams we had. Days , Months and years will pass until this contact becomes rare.π₯
One day , our children will see our pictures and ask:”Who are these people?” And we will smile with invisible tears because a heart is touched with a strong word and you will say :”it was them that I had the best Time of my life ‘
Have you ever read a comment that made you click the person’s profile to see if they look just as stupid as they sound !?
I prayed hard last night and asked God to remove all the fake things in my life.. And guess what?? I can’t find my Timberland boots ππππ
God made everything that has life,
rest everything is made in China π
When a slayqueen stops posting on Facebook, it means she is pregnant… And when she starts with “I am back…who missed me?” It means the ABORTION was successful.. Brothers, after God fear women.. ππππ
I’ll be handsome next year πΆπ½
This year I’m just not in the mood
I’m thinking of deleting my Facebook account ππππ
my only problem is that I’m going to miss my Whatsapp friends
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