A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation went to him and said
” you look so cute and sexxy.. I like you.”….
The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said
“My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Pls go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life.”..
He then placed a piece of paper on her hand and said ” I have written some words of wisdom and religious verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep.”
And then he walked away.
The girl went back to her hostel in shame and guilt..before she slept she opened up the paper and read thus:
“Are you blind? My wife was standing behind me. Any way, this is my number. Call me anytime. ………..
By the way, I like you too!”

If Girlfriends Know How Many Girls We Ignore in A Day Just For Them, They Will Be Paying Us Salary

The day you stop smoking weed, you will know that a FB post doesn’t have a volume

I am eating and I ask you to join me and you joined me…
Are You crazy?! ….
Can’t u say: No, thank you…& let me eat in peace

Mara Guys How Do you Sleep at Night Knowing that
you Don’t Give Your Girlfriend Money?

I had a really bad day today, first my Ex got hit by a bus
then I was fired by the Bus Company

I didnt know that Being Kind is really bad,I mean I work as a bus driver ,So I was busy collect people along the way,so to my surprised A blind man was standing So I asked why is the poor man standing,I was told the bus is full so I had to give him my chair,Now I got fired from work,Should I take dem to CCMA or …‍‍‍

Keep your secrets to yourself.
Your best friend has another best friend…

During an Interview..
Interviewer : Your CV says that you went to University of Cape Town.
Mbali : Yes i went to visit my Boyfriend.

I’ll never forget the day I took my side chick to a KFC & met my main chick with another guy. Girls are just too unfaithful

Ex: I still love you
Me: gteqipsderjnkdfr
Ex: Wtf?
Me: Sorry! I sneezed and hit the keyboard. I’m allergic to bullshit