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“I Need Space” means: “I’m trying to find your Replacement but if I don’t I will be back..”
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Don’t be Fooled..!



Doctor: You should take 8 glasses of water per day.
Thabang: I can’t😏
Doctor: Why?😲
Thabang: Because I only have 3 glasses at home.

crush ano gusto mo sa lalake?

: yung mabait

; ah alam mo nag simba ako nong linggo

: tapos medyo badboy

; tapos sinuntok ko yung pari.


Ang hilig maglinis ni mama tapos pag napapagod sakin nagagalit. Anebe..!


LEBO’s mom

” IRA OKAR OTLISA 🍼LEBOTLOLO LA NGWANA, GO A JEWA MO MOLATONG “


Kea Nyaka Goba Facebook Comedian Problem Ke Chaba Gore Nkatla Ka Tsena Ke Style Sago Se Hlape

Ke Rekisa Sehlare Sao Bolaya Magotlo 🐀🐁Wa Le Kitimisa, Ge Ole Tshwere Ole Nwesa 1 Teaspoon Frogo Le Mathapama

Did you know?
A Woman💁 will ask you for Money💰 even though she has it. Women don’t like to Spend their Own Money..


That person you used to stay up till 2am chatting/talking to… Where are they now? 🙆
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See, you should have slept..!


Stop wasting your time on some people. Stop accepting your love to be taken for granted. Stop accepting to be taken as an option. Stop accepting to be a mistress. Stop accepting to be cheated and played games all the time. And stop accepting your heart and body to become someone’s toy.💟
💙💚💛💜❤
➡💟If you have given someone enough time to prove their love and seriousness to you or to make changes but in vain, then be strong enough to let them go. There is no time to waste in babysitting a grown up adult when you aren’t gaining anything yet you are aging.
❤💜💛💚💙
➡💟You need to be wise enough and observe the red flags⛔ in time and make moves. You shouldn’t be stuck in a wrong relationship as if you were locked there or you aren’t lovable by other people. You are so precious and lovable enough to be given half love.

If there is no dog at your home🐕, then the dog is the last born..!


We come from different families, we don’t think the same, we don’t do things in a same way! How they’ve raised you is not how they’ve raised nor taught me! NEVER THINK THAT YOU ARE BETTER THAN OTHERS, in front of the eyes of the Lord we are all equal.

People in relationships be like:
“Awww baby you make me so happy.”😍
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But the day they break up they be like:
“Finally happy.”

Dear: Bae 😝😘💏🔐

You Can’t Just Dump Me😂 I Won’t Believe You. So I Want The Following Things:

•3 Months Notice Before We Breakup 😉
•Police Affidavit 😊
•2 Pages Yama Reasons😍
•59 Minutes Ya Voice Note Stating Why You Dumping Me. 🔒💏
•Both Parents ID Copies
😜
•Your Parents Permission Letter 😘
• Lastly You Have To Slaughter Atleast Two Fat Cows For My Ancestors And The gods, To apologize For Hurting My Feelings 😍😜