No Woman Is Perfect, Just Choose Your Own Headache🤦 And Start taking Panado
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When you accidentally say: “sweet dreams” to your diabetic😨 girlfriend..!
Kgopela Go Botxisa.. Story Sela Sa “The Imposter” Se Fedile Soh?
Master KG O Homotse Orile Tuuu Otla Makala A Kgaola Ngwaga Ka Waya Waya
Monna Wago Laola Ke Mosadi Otla Mmona Kago Swara Skhaftin Ge Aya Mmerekong😌
Nako Ye Nngwe O Tshwanetse o Tshepe Modimo, Otšwe ShopRite Osa Patela😌
No One Watches Your WhatsApp Statuses Faster
Than The Person You’re ignoring😌
O Nyobiše Lekula Okwe Lere “My Friend Take The Whole Box Of Malana,
Natefa Wena”
Sometimes God says no because we aim too low. It’s insulting to his power. Dream of that house, man, woman, try once more for that baby,
re-apply for that job. Just don’t give up..!
If your birthday🎂 is 9 months after your Dad’s own, just know that your Mom used you as a birthday gift🎁 to him..!
Interviewer : Can you handle pressure
.
Me : Yes 😊👀 I owe my Landlord Six month rent allowance ,and I still don’t care 🤔
12 Rules of Street Football⚽
When We Were Kids…
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper⚽🤣
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
3. Penalties were🤣 awarded only if injured player curses a lot.
4. The match only ends when everyone is tired😂.
5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score.😂
6. No referees and linesmen. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post.🤣
7. If you don’t participate in repairing the ball, you will be given a match ban.😂
8. If you’re picked last, you’re a loser.
9. The guy who’s never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree when it got stuck, under the car or in another person’s compound to play in the next game😁.
10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game over!😅
11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty.⚽
12. The most skillful player get an automatic selection.True or false?🤣
A young man was saved from alcohol by the knowledge of Jesus Christ. His life took a radical turn for the good. This continued for many months, and everyone was amazed and pleased with his progress. During the cold winter months, this young man was walking home. He was delayed by the raising and lowering of a bridge across a river. To escape the cold wind and snow, he stepped into a bar where they serve alcoholic drinks. In that setting where he had been many times before, he gave in to temptation and ordered a drink. He ordered another and another. When he left the bar, he was intoxicated. Two young men from the church he attended saw him leaving the bar and followed him part of the way home. What would they do? Would they tell everyone that this young man was drinking once again? Would they gossip about him? Would they ridicule him and discourage him? No. They took him home that night and got him sober. They told him that no one else would ever know what had happened that night. They encouraged him. The next morning this young man was sober and sorry for what he had done. He knelt with his friends and prayed to God for forgiveness and for strength to never give in alcohol again. He became a minister of the Gospel. How different it might have been if those friends had not treated his sin with a loving attitude. Love bears all things, we should take this approach with other people. Instead of trying to broadcast all the dirt and filth we know about other people through gossip, let us speak of others the best we can. Let us quietly work to help others correct their faults. Let us be humble when we are aware of the faults of others, knowing that we ourselves are not perfect.
Hey Guys,😾 • Please Be Informed That Somebody Is Trying To Spread A Dangerous Rumour That I Have Stopped DRINKING Alcohol😿😿 I Therefore Categorically State Here That At No Point Did I Ever Attempt To Stop👷 • In fact, I Have Never Contemplated Or Dreamt About It😿These Are Lies Fabricated By My Enemies Who Want To Tarnish My Good Reputation By Preventing My Family And Friends Like You 🙌From Offering Me Beers During This Coming Festive Period🙆🙆 • I Beg Of You All To Stay Calm And Vigilant While I Investigate This BLACKMAIL🙋🙋I Will Keep You All Updated
Pastor : “Those Who Want to Quit Alcohol
please come forward to the altar”
My Mom : “Go Forward The Pastor Is Calling You”
Me : ” He Said Those Who Want To”
Mosadi Wa Motho O Monate Okare Bjala Bja Mahala