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You Haven’t Sung The Jesu Ke Yena Wa Mathomo Song if You Haven’t Been The the “Ruri Ruru, Ke Yena” Part. Mola Ke Mahenyahenya!😌



The choices that you make, make the person that you become.☝💛💕
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2⃣. Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.💖💟
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3⃣. Being Silent isn’t the right thing to do. Own your opinion and let it be heard. That’s being yourself. If people get mad, tough luck for them, at least you were honest. BE A LEADER AND SPEAK YOUR HEART!

A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks. He asks angel: “What are these for?” Angel answers: “These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever u lie on earth, clock moves.” The man points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? … Angel says: its Mother Teresa’s. It never moved, showing that she never told lie. The man asks: “Where are the clocks of our Zimbabwean girls?” The angel replies: Those are in our office, We use them as *OFFICE FANS*

Dear parents,
HABITS THAT SHOW IMPROPER UPBRINGING IN CHILDREN
Please, carefully look into the list below to see where you may want to make amends on yourself or the young ones you are caring for.
Children, if not properly groomed may never get to the top in life, even if the parents are at the top of their career.
Manners take you to where your education can’t irrespective of your status, money or the “who you know” factor.
1) Going to your child’s school dressed indecently? Think again.
2) Speaking rashly to your child’s teacher.
3) Cursing, using foul words or swearing in front of your children.
4) Using makeup on children.
5) Dressing indecently for children (they loose the sense of their princesshood).
6) Putting earrings on your son’s ears.
7) Your child hold the cup or glassware by the brim and you don’t correct.
8) Your children don’t greet and you just feel they will come around one day because they have a mood swing. ( You will be blamed for it)
9) Your children eat with their mouth opened and you feel they will grow up some day.
10) Your children bring home something you did not buy for them and you say nothing. ( that is the beginning of stealing)
11) They talk back at you and you conclude it’s okay since you are a 21st century mummy. ( You will hate yourself if they do that outside and they are disciplined )
12) They interrupt when you are speaking with another adult and you think they are bold and clever. (Its really bad manners)
13) They exercise authority over their nanny and domestic staff and you let them be. ( that is bad parenting)
14) They say things like “my driver is on his way…”
I am not an advocate that children should call your domestic staff aunty or brother, calling them by name when they are not young people is not poise either. The use of Miss, Mr or Mrs will look good on them.
15) Your children don’t say- ‘Thank you’ when they have been helped or served something and you are cool with that.


WELCOME TO THE 21TH CENTURY!!!
*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Cars ~ Keyless
*Food ~ Fatless
*Tyres ~ Tubeless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Atitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Babies ~ Fatherless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Mannerless
*Women ~ Pantieless
Everything is becoming LESS but
still our hopes are ~ Endless.
Infact am ~ Speechless

Repeating clothes doesn’t mean you are poor
but it shows that you are the owner


People In The Taxi Are So Kind
Today I Just Stretched My Arms ,
They Gave Me A Roll-On
Then When I Say ”Thank You”
They Gave Me A Mint!🍬


If God intended for miracles to be repeated in every generation, there would be no need for signs and wonders to be written down that later readers might believe. Once a truth is tested and proven, if adequate proof has been offered, the evidence doesn’t have to be produced over and over again. The initial evidence can simply be examined again to reconfirm the former decision. In a similar way once the person of Jesus Christ was validated by his miracles and by his resurrection from the dead, miracles were not needed again and again to prove that point(Rom 1:14). Jesus had to rise from the dead only once. His resurrection has been proven. It stands as historical fact. That evidence is now recorded in a document, the Bible. It is only necessary for us to examine that document, believe, and obey. The same is true for other miracles which confirmed or validated the preaching and ministry of the early church, so they diminished and ceased.

I went for a job interview the other day. They asked me what my greatest weakness was.
I replied, “I tend to ask too many questions, why do you ask?

I’ve had a letter from police saying they want to interview me.
Which is strange thing coz I’ve never applied for a job with them💁😣


I Want a Girl Who Will understand that I Won’t Even spend a cent on her..! 👌


Need to stop texting when am drunk,
am back with 3 of my ex’s🙇


Umuntu Ono-Matric Akadakwa Kodwa Uba “Under The Influence Of Alcohol”
Asihloniphaneni Bafwethu

Having 3 girlfriends is so tough,
you gotta tell everything 3 times