If your boyfriend doesn’t take you out for dates it’s not because he’s broke☝,
is because you don’t know how to chew..!
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If You Ever Get Caught Sleeping At Work😴
Just Slowly Raise Your Head And Say:
”In Jesus Name Amen”..! 🙏
Kiss her in front of that nigga she calls bestie,
and when that idiot coughs, grab his neck…it’s him..!
1⃣. Eliminate the word “maybe” and you will.❤
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2⃣. ASK YOURSELF NOW -“What’s the BIG excuse I feed myself every day to shield my ego from the fact that I’m not yet where I want to be?”💛
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3⃣. If you don’t go after what you want in life, it won’t fall into your lap. You need to go out and make it happen! Don’t let your fear become more important than your future.💚
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4⃣. You’ve got to get up and make a move because the world will never see you until you do.💙
“Babe, keep your money, I only need your Love”
the last lady who said this died in 1572
Girl: babe can i use your phones calculator?
Boy: yes love why not
Girl: babe who’s Tsakani?
Boy: love I’m not good in mathematics
maybe it’s a square root of 20😂🏃♀️
Math lit be like
Tsepo bought 3 apples and gave his friend 1
1. Calculate the doors of the house
2.calculate the weight of his parents car
3.calculate the colour of the continent
😥😥
I made Vodacom people stupid today,
I bought R29 airtime n I threw it away without inserting it
Stop giving Children Bible names, without Bible lessons.
Yesterday I was robbed by Abraham😕😕☹️
If salt can sell more than fruits without an advert,
you can get a good husband without going naked on social media
Le Matric Le Lengwe Ka Pelong Lere “Fail Or Not Pitori Kaya!”😌
Does That iPhone Camera Only Works in Front Of A Mirror Or Ono Nyaka Gore Boncha Gore Bago Nyobetxi Yona😌
Osare O Ngwala Question1 Ka Exam Room Ke Fete🚐 Ke Letxa Matorokisi, O Loose Concentration
Skala- R5
Heineken- R22
Ditlatswa Go Wena Gore Onyoko Taiwa Or Onyoko Bonwa😌
Okile Wa Jola Le Motho Anang Le Motho Wa Hae Mara Yena Habatle Wena Obe Le Motho Wa Hao😌
Since Pula 🌧️ E Gana Go Na, How About Re Utswe Ngwana Mamokebe🧜 Go Nyewe Once😌