If your boyfriend doesn’t take you out for dates it’s not because he’s broke,
is because you don’t know how to chew..!

If You Ever Get Caught Sleeping At Work
Just Slowly Raise Your Head And Say:
”In Jesus Name Amen”..!

Kiss her in front of that nigga she calls bestie,
and when that idiot coughs, grab his neck…it’s him..!

“Babe, keep your money, I only need your Love”
the last lady who said this died in 1572

Girl: babe can i use your phones calculator?
Boy: yes love why not
Girl: babe who’s Tsakani?
Boy: love I’m not good in mathematics
maybe it’s a square root of 20

Math lit be like
Tsepo bought 3 apples and gave his friend 1
1. Calculate the doors of the house
2.calculate the weight of his parents car
3.calculate the colour of the continent

I made Vodacom people stupid today,
I bought R29 airtime n I threw it away without inserting it

Stop giving Children Bible names, without Bible lessons.
Yesterday I was robbed by Abraham

If salt can sell more than fruits without an advert,
you can get a good husband without going naked on social media