Ladies and their nonsense behaviours😏🤕
I said we should meet infront of a restaurant and you’re already inside reading the menu😢😢😒
Finish reading and meet me outside let’s discuss😎😎😊😂😹*
I hate indiscipline😔😔🤕
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Don’t educate your children to be rich.
Educate them to be Happy.
So when they grow up they will know
the value of things not the price.
“Eat your food as your medicines.
Otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food”
The One who loves you will never leave you
because even if there are 100 reasons to
give up he will find one reason to hold on.
There is a lot of difference between
human being and being human.
A Few understand it.
You are loved when you are born.
You will be loved when you die.
In between You have to manage!
If u want to Walk Fast, Walk Alone
But if u want to Walk Far, Walk Together.
If you see the moon You see the beauty of God.
If you see the Sun You see the power of God.
And If you see the Mirror. You see the best Creation of GOD.
So Believe in YOURSELF.
We all are tourists &
God is our travel agent who already
fixed all our Routes Reservations & Destinations.
So Trust him & Enjoy the “Trip” called LIFE.
U are important to me Friend
*I miss the married women in the Bible who used to give their maids to their husbands as side-chicks*.
The current ones don’t read their Bibles. Only jealousy and selfishness .
Umuntu acomplaine ngesex kube ngani kukhona iclass lalento kanti nathi siyazizamela nje akukho la esiyifunda khona lento.
1. Sometimes you just need to relax and trust that things will work out. Let go a little and let life happen.
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2. Apologizing doesn’t always mean you’re wrong and the other person is right. It means you value your relationship more than your ego.
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3. Not everyone you lose is a loss.
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4. Don’t waste your energy on negative thinking. Focus more on what makes you happy.
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5. Never give up on something you really want. Its difficult to wait, but worse to regret.
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6. Don’t change for anyone. People will love you for who you are, or you don’t need them in your life.
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7. When someone walks out of your life, let them. They are just making more room for someone better to walk in.
Some Ladies will closethe Door, close the Window just to Dress and
still Come out half Naked..!!
That moment you’re laughing with your Mom then
she just Ask where is my yesterday’s Change..!! 🙄😳
I swear, nothing is Sweeter😘 than Separating two Ladies fighting. You can hold any Part of their Bodies for Free..!
No matter how much money your girlfriend makes,
give her money because your Money tastes sweeter.
I was in my garden and saw 10 ants running frantically. So I made them a little house out of the cardboard….
I guess that makes me their landlord and they’re my tenants
The distance between Egypt & Canan is only 625km.But Moses and his crew took 40 years to cover the Distance
That means they were walking about 15km per year. That is just a bit more than a kilometer per month and only 43 meters per Day. Someone, please find me Moses He should explain to us what kind of laziness was that
I pic mixed all my Girlfriend’s and Wrote “My sister’s with ma Bae😍😘 ” They all replied” Ohh bby thats so sweet ❤
Up to the age of 30 a man plays Football⚽
From 30 to 50 he plays Tennis🎾 Over 50 he plays Golf⛳
So that shows the older you get The smaller your balls are
Today was my first time smoking weed!
I saw 2 guys wearing matching outfits……
I asked them if they’re gay, and they Arrested me😥
My father called and complained that rain removed our roof. So I sent some money to fix the problem. When I went home for the holidays, I noticed that the old roofing was still intact. When I enquired with Daddy, he smiled wryly and replied. When you were in school collecting money from us for “photosynthesis,medulla oblongata, experiments, repair of broken atmosphere etc”, you think we did not know..?
My shoes👞size is 7 but after cutting My Nalis I noticed that i wear size 5 😂