Ladies Imagine arguing with your dark skinned boyfriend and he says, You wont see me again then switches off the lights😂😂😂😂😂

GUY: Babe I really want you to be mine
.
Girl: Lol! I have a boyfriend sorry.
.
Guy: Goalposts have keeper but strikers
always score.
.
Girl: Lol! You look like a defender in this one
then.
.
Guy: Sergio Ramos is a defender but he has
scored in 2 champions league finals.
.
Girl: Whatever Dude! Besides my
boyfriend is tall and rich!.
.
Guy: Manuel Neuer is 6’4 but Messi still
chipped Him.
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Girl: Lol! But you know that Messi is richer than
Manuel Neuer right?
.
Guy: Sure I know but Messi isn’t taller dan
him, so that is 1 – 1
and that was all Barcelona needed to oust
Chelsea and move on to win the champions league that year. So?
.
Girl: You never give up do you?
.
Guy: Ac milan were leading 3nil in first half against liverpool in 2005 cl final, yet Liverpool won the trophy.
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Girl: Lol! This your knowledge of football will
really take you places.
.
Guy: Lol, surely will and the next destination
is your heart.
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Girl: Don’t even try it I will just block you
.
Guy: In 2006 Petr Cech tried blocking
Stephen Hunt from scoring, Cech ended up hurting Himself.
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Girl: Loool! you are a genius, call me I’ll be free
this weekend!!!.
Anything is possible with Football
😂😂😂

I called a married lady who was owing me money, but she didn’t pick my calls.

I called 10 times more, still no answer. Knowing that her husband was not at home, I decided to send her this message:

“Hello Sisy, I’m not calling for the money. I just wanted to tell you that 2 girls were fighting over your husband in town today. It was a big fight and he was just there watching, until one of the girl managed to escape into his car and they drove off”.

After some minutes, she called me but I ignored her. She kept calling and I found 21 missed calls from her and a message which read:

“Where was the fight?
Where did they go?
Did you Notice any of those girls? Please tell me, I am falling apart.”

I just read and didn’t respond. She called again, 5 times and I didn’t answer, then another message from her:

“I have your money, please can we meet, so you tell me more?”

Then i replied, “Okay, you can Send it to My Account so that when I pass by the filling station to refuel, then I will pick you and drive you to one of the Girl’s House because I know them.”

After 2 mins, I checked my account balance, my money was fully paid.

I then switched off my phone and slept like a baby…..
This January you need to be sharp
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂.

I sent her R500 for transport to visit me , now she texted me saying “,they got an accident nobody survived

My girlfriend asked me to pass her a lipstick
but I accidentally gave her a glue stick.
She still isn’t talking to me

*I have two toothbrushes in my house, one for me and one for all my girlfriends. Each of them thinks its her personal toothbrush*

If u pay a lecturer 2 million naira to pass his course and d next day d lecturer died, what will u do???😂😂😂

I kissed a girl until she was wet and she asked me for xxx … •But i told her i haven’t finished my 6weeks of male circumcision -You know why i did that? •Because girls also lie to us and say they on their periods while they’re not

I Was Holding Bae’s Phone When Capitac Bank Sent ” I Need You Tonight”