“Baby, ngilambile.”
Umphakele.

“Baby, ngihalela u-Porto.”
Uwuthenge.

“Baby, sale usuthenga ne-drink, 2 litre ye-Coke.”
Uyithenge.

“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuya e-toilet.”
Umphelezele.

“Baby, ngiphethwe ikhanda.”
Uthenge i-GrandPa.

“Bab,y ngisalala. Ngikhathele.”
Umvumele alale.

“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuyochama, vuka ungikhanyisele.”
Uvuke ukhanyise.

Ilale inkanyamba, ivuke ngo 02:15am ikugaxe umlenze, isilale yadela busathi buyafika nje ubuthongo kuwe. “Baby, musa phela ukulala, ngikhona. Yini? Vele ngiyakubhora?”

Jehova! 🙆🏽‍♂️
Kanti senzeni thina kangaka?

U-driver uma ethatha indlela esingayijwayele, sonke etekisini sikhipha ama-earphones ezindlebeni khona sizobona kahle.

Vulani uKhozi FM, uSfiso Ncwane uchaza kabanzi ngokufa kwakhe!

Izingane zasekhweni azinamfundiso enhle, izolo ebusuku uthi lona komunye, “Ngiyakuthatha ukudla okuzosala kuloya malume!”

Ngimlayile-ke lo mshana, ngidle ngaze ngalikhotha ipleti. 😐

Asixoxeni, ngifuna ukwazi.

Mhla ukhulelwe sisi, kuyobikwa isisu kubo kamfana, kwenzekani? Mhla ukhulelisile bhuti, kuzobikwa isisu kini wenza njani? 🤔

Sixoxeleni, sihleke kube mnandi. 😂

Ngi-wrong yini uma ngibona i-crush yami i-online bese ngiyayi-inbox(a) ngithi: “Hi, nice online.”? 😊

Uxabane nogogo wasestradini sakho uzwe ethi, “Why la mafu angavali? Kuvele kunyiwe once maan!”

Noma ngabe kushube kanjani bra wami, ungahlali estolo.

Umjolo unyisa kwasani la ngasekhaya akekho nje engsambone ehla eTaxin no Teddy bear😂😂😂 Ahh HALALA 2020

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