If you spend more time on Facebook than WhatsApp,
then you’re probably single.
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Good Morning Indoor Prisoners..!☕🍞🍳
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You thought dogs were hard to train… Look at the humans that can’t sit and stay at home…💁
You see yourself glowing & gaining weight then boom💥
“Something Inside So Strong
Having a Female bestie is cool
until She gets a Boyfriend
Ladies, funny Guys are dangerous.
They make you laugh and laugh and laugh…
Then Boom! You’re naked
And someone said 98% of Zulu girls date Zulu guys just to avoid speaking English.☝🤨
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Is it true..??
They come back when they realize
that you were the only person that cared.
Rainbow what you’re posting is unlike you ”
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Says a Guy who has a child who doesn’t look like him
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But I tooled
[Age: 18-25]
Is the age where you meet a lot of temporary people..!
After Covid-19 I won’t have time for Milk
I’ll eat Corn Flakes with Savannah I’m thirsty guys
The moment you tell a lady that you love her,she becomes cashless, foodless,rentless and all other forms of lessness.
1⃣. No one has a perfect life. Everybody has their own problems. Some people just know how to deal with it in a perfect way.
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2⃣. Smile, because you’re beautiful. Laugh, because you’re living life to the fullest. Stand strong, because haters can’t bring you down.
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3⃣. First dates are awkward, first kisses are heavenly, first love is irreplaceable and first heartbreaks are unforgettable.
☆🌺💙💢💮🌼☆
4⃣. Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you.
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5⃣⃣. Sometimes the strongest people in the morning are the people who cried all night.
☆🌺💗💢💮🌼☆
6⃣. Good people sometimes make bad choices. It doesn’t mean that they’re bad people, it means they’re human.
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7⃣. You can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake, it’s a choice.
My sister, When You Wanna Slam His Bedroom Door🚪
Soo Bad But Then It’s A Curtain..! ☝
If You Listen👂Closely To A XHOSA Lady Laughing😂,
You’ll Hear “I just want your money”🤦 in-between her laughter..!
In my family, smiling while typing on your phone📲 means that you’re in a Relationship..
If she randomly stop texting you, she got back with her boyfriend.
Move on village boy,
she didn’t even like you..!