Apparently Girls have three type of panties:
‘Just panties,
Period panties
and He is coming panties🥴

Money is not important in a relationship ❌❌.
My boyfriend is broke

An 8-year old girl went to the
office with her father on ‘Take
Your Daughter to Work Day’. As
they were walking around the
office, the young girl starting
crying and getting very cranky, her
father asked what was wrong with
her.
As the staff gathered round she
sobbed loudly, Daddy, where are
all the clowns that you said that
you worked with?

Those clothes you wear when you do laundry,
Yes, that’s the real you.

If your Sibling Never pulled out a Knife on you Then you not siblings😩

AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND
TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE
HITCHING POST.
AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING
SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE
AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER
STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH
A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE
OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE
YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE
OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, “HEY OLD
WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?”
THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE
GUNSLINGER AND SAID, “NO,… I
NEVER DID DANCE… NEVER REALLY
WANTED TO.”
A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE
GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID
“WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU’RE GONNA
DANCE NOW,” AND STARTED
SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN’S
FEET.
THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR —
NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE
BLOWN OFF –STARTED HOPPING
AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS
LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET
HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG
GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING,
HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED
AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE
SALOON.
THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER
PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-
BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED
BOTH HAMMERS.
THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY
THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE
CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING
IMMEDIATELY.
THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE
SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED
AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE
WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE
CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG
GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD
WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING
HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.
THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN
NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD
WOMAN’S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY
SAID, “SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED
A MULE’S ASS?”
THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD
AND SAID, “NO M’AM… BUT I’VE
ALWAYS WANTED TO.
THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR
ALL OF US:
1 – Never be arrogant.
2 – Don’t waste ammunition.
3 – Whiskey makes you think you’re
smarter than you are.
4 – Always make sure you know who
has the power.
5 – Don’t mess with old people; they
didn’t get old by being stupid.

A woman wakes during the night to
find that her husband is not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes
downstairs to look for him. She finds
him sitting at the kitchen table with a
hot cup of coffee in front of him. He
appears to be in deep thought, just
staring at the wall. She watches as he
wipes a tear from his eye and takes a
sip of his coffee.
‘What’s the matter, dear?’ she
whispers as she steps into the room.
‘Why are you down here at this time
of night?’
The husband looks up from his
coffee, ’It’s the 20th anniversary of
the day we met.’
She can’t believe he has remembered
and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, ‘Do you
remember 20 years ago when we
started dating? I was 18 and you were
only 16,’ he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to
tears. ‘Yes, I do,’ she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were
not coming easily. ‘Do you remember
when your father caught us in the
back seat of my car?’
‘Yes, I remember,’ said the wife,
lowering herself into the chair beside
him.
The husband continued. ‘Do you
remember when he shoved the
shotgun in my face and said, “Either
you marry my daughter or I will send
you to prison for 20 years?’
‘I remember that, too,’ she replied
softly. He wiped another tear from his
cheek and said,
‘I would have gotten out today.

Your girlfriend and her parents are unemployed.
But she got a new iPhone 11 🙄

Come here bro, I won’t hit you

Man we don’t give cows enough credit, what an animal 😭

Steak, milk, ice-cream, cheese, leather, might even get you a wife ❤

Don’t ever feel like you’re struggling alone!
You’re not alone we’re all struggling
covid-19

Someone doesn’t even get angry in relationship
coz he/she doesn’t beg you

By just looking at your face some of you ladies I can be able to tell that you’re not good on woman on top

A new sign in the Bank reads:
‘Please note that this Bank is
installing new Drive-through cash
machines enabling customers to
withdraw cash without leaving their
vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are
requested to use the procedures
outlined below when accessing their
accounts.
After months of careful research,
MALE & FEMALE Procedures have
been developed. Please follow the
Appropriate steps for your gender.’
*******************************
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. LOWER your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter
PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and
withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Raise window.
7. Drive off.
*******************************
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required
amount to align car window with the
machine.
3. Put hand brake on, put the window
down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents
on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on mobile phone you
will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into
machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier
access to machine due to its
excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary
with your PIN written on the inside
back page.
11. Enter PIN .
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct
PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check make-up in rear view
mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate
purse and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in cheque
book and place receipt in back of it.
18. Re-check make-up.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card
holder, and place card into the slot
provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver
waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull
off.
25. Redial person on mobile phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Hand Brake.