Lady: Father, ang gwapo at cute mo naman! Bakit ka pa kasi nagpari?
Priest: Dahil ayaw pumayag ng magulang ko na magmadre ako! Bruha!
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Mag jowang chinese nasa park nag-aaway
Boy:朣楢琴执!
Girl:执瑩浻牡楧硰
Boy:执执獧浻
biglang nagtaas ng boses si boy kaya nagalit na din si girl.
Girl:牡 楧敬 瑦!!!!
Boy: 瀰絸朣杢!!
Girl:执獧扻捡潲湵潣潬昣 昸昸
at bago umalis si boy sabi niya kay girl..
Boy:慢 正 牧敧楬敮 牡 札 慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣散散戻捡杫潲湵 浩条 楬
pinunasan ni girl yung luha ni boy at sinabing….
Girl:敮 牡札慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣散散汩整牰 杯 摩慭 敧牔湡晳牯楍牣獯景牧摡敩瑮猨慴 瑲 潃潬卲牴 昣昸昸摮
very touching story naiyak ako..
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I still dont understand the use of
“ueue”
in Queue
–
It’s just a waste of alphabets
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She changed her Profile picture and her
Mom commented
Zimpahla zikabani lezo ?
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Maybe you don’t need the whole world to love you,
you know. Maybe you just need one person.”
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“When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you. When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you I am afraid to lose you.”
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That awkward moment when you are watching photos in your bae’s phone and a screen pop up of a whatsap or messenger sms shows up at the top of the screen saying “Love you too”.
Uvele udideke ukuthi ubani obethe “I love you” ekuqaleni?
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Nagulat si Juan ng puntahan sya ng kpitbahay nyang sexing biyuda
at sinabing…
BIYUDA: Alam mo Juan gusto kong lumabas mmyang gabi, gusto ko gumimik, maglasing at pagkatapos makipag sex… pwede kba mmya?
JUAN: Aba! Oo naman!
BIYUDA: Ay Salamat naman, Sige BANTAYAN mo yung mga anak ko at aalis ako mmya… thank you ha! muah muah tsup tsup!
hehehe!
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Dear new seatmate,
Sana marami kang papel
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Nasa punto na ako ng buhay ko pag may
PAGKAIN AKO nag tatago ako
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When your girl introduces you to her bestie…
°° °° °°
Uvel’ ubon’ i-straight, uvele ubone umshado, ngish’ uMa wey’Ngane !!!
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Cabanga you’re Pregnant, watching TV with your Parents.. Then Boom !! Advert yama-Condom😦
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Such Torture
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You’re Single at the age of 35 yet you still ask guys “Where did you get my number?” 😟😟
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Yeeer Gogo you’re stubborn
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Doctor:How are you?.??
Patient:I’m fine doctor…
Doctor: Next patient please!!
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My relationship is doing well
and
I’m thinking of opening another BRANCH
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People Love Attention
–
Aiiikhona
Why Take a Kia Picanto To The Car Wash
while
You Can Wash It With Dishes At Home?
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