A newly wedded girl was being welcomed
at the husband’s home in a traditional
manner.
She was asked to give a little speech.
She addressed as follows:
“My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and
family“,
she said “Firstly, with my presence i would
not want to create any
inconveniences by my being here. I mean
that I don’t want you all to change your way of life, your routine.“
“What do you mean my child?” asked her
Mother-In-Law.
What i mean is:
Those who used to wash dishes must carry
on washing them. Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it. Those
who cook shouldn’t stop on my account.
Those who used
to clean should continue cleaning.
As for me, I am here just to control
your son!.

Men’s reasoning vs Women reality:
Pregnant Wife calls her drinking husband
Her: where are you!?
Him: I’m at the club, drinking beer
Her: The Baby is coming..
Him : No, no, no,!! He won’t be allowed, he’s under 18

Teacher: “Did your father help you with your homework?”😕

Rich: “No✋…He did it all by himself”

Call a woman “baby”, she will be happy,
but tell her she’s acting like a child,
then she becomes angry😕
➡…
Is baby not a child??

What’s the use of wearing G-string
if you have a flat ass…i mean
What are you dividing?

Girls need to start looking for guys who have goal,
Ambitions and education because 10 years from now
‘Swag’ isn’t going to pay bills

She was my crush until….

Me:Why don’t you answer my calls!!!
Her:I’m sorry i lost my Self stick

I don’t care if I dream about it or not,
cheating is cheating.
When I dream that you cheated,
when I wake up it’s over between us