ung mga Bata ngayon na 10yrs/o pino problema nila na nakipag breakung mga bf/gf nila sa kanila samantalang ako hirap na hirap isipin kung pano sa save yung mga kakampiko sa chinese garter! wala kayong child hood
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kung pangit ka pero maganda naman ang ugali mo..
PANGIT KA PA RIN!!! HAHA
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Pano mo sasabihin sa babae na muka syang lalaki ng hindi sya nasasaktan?
ganito: oy, ang cute cute mo naman kamuka mo daddy mo!
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.Pupusta ko ng 103653332755568.00000.000
2.hindi mo tinignan ung mga numbers d mo namalayan na may letter don!
3.kaya binalikan mo kaagad yon para tignan pero wala nama.
5.kaya naiinis na natatawa ka! jan
6. di mo namalayan na walang number 4
7.kaya binalikan mo ulet at wala talagang num.4
8.kaya masaya ka kc nahuli mo talaga na wala talaga!
9.di mo napansin na nakasingit lang yon sa num.3 kaya chineck mo !
10.pero wala naman talga hahahahahahahahahaha
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Tonyo: gusto ko pong maging sundalo! para makatulong sa kapwa!
pedro: ako gusto ko maging doktor para makapanggamot sa kapwa!
Maria:ako po gusto kong maging presidente para mapaglingkoran ko ang kapwa ko
juan tamad: ako gusto ko maging kapwa!
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. yung feeling na nagpaparamdam na ang tag ulan..
pero yung plano nyong mag swimming wala pa rin
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Naglalakad c juan nang bigla syang na dudumi.
Tumakbo siya agad sa damuhan na matataas. At d0on sya nag dudumi.
(Sabay upo). At y0ng wallet nya inilagay nya d0on sa unahan nang paa nya para hindi malaglag. At pagkalagay nya nakita y0ng picture sa wallet nya.
N0ng natap0s na si juan sa pagdudumi. Tumayo na sya at . Isin0ot nya y0ng pans nya at saka zinipper. At sa pag atras nya naapakan nya y0ng dumi nya. Sabi nya putang ina! Kanin0ng dumi ba to! walang hiya! Mamatay sana ang dumudumi dito. At pag hakbang niya nakita nya yung wallet nya na may picture nya. Sabi naman nya. Oyy may wallet! Ang swerte ko naman. At may picture pa ! Sino ba to! Ang panget panget nang mukha . (sabay tap0n)
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BOY:GIRL MAY PICK UP LINES AKO SAYO
GIRL:ANO UN😁
BOY:AUNTIE,MAMA,PAPA,LOLO
GIRL:AND DAME AH😁 ISA² LANG
BOY:CGE. AUNTIE KABA?
GIRL:BAKIT?
BOY:IKAW KASE ANG AUNTIEnitibok ng puso ko💓
GIRL:ayie(kinilig)
BOY:MAMA KABA?
GIRL:BKIT?(EXCITED)
BOY:ikaw kase ang MAMAhalin ko habang buhay
GIRL:(KINIKILIG)
BOY:PAPA KABA?
GIRL:BAKIT?(EXCITED)
BOY:ikaw kase ang PAPAkasalan ko
GIRL:EH UNG LOLO?
BOY:YUN BA?. kanina pa kase kita niLOLOko
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Anak: ma! buntis po ako?
nanay: hah! potangena! sino ama nyan!
anak: ewan kopo! aksidente ang naman po e d naman po namin namalayan?
nanay: puta! aksidente! ano yon nasagasaan ka ng rumaragasang Hot dog
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Amantombazana ethu seqalile njalo 👳♀👳♂🧕🏻
“Honey, ngicela imali yokuregister ukuvota”
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🍅A teacher asked her students to bring some tomatoes in a plastic bag to school.
🍅Each tomato was to be given the name of a person whom that child hates.
🍅So, the number of tomatoes would be equal to the number of persons they hate.
🍅On a pre-determined day, All the children brought their tomatoes well addressed.
🍅Some had two, some had three and some had five, some even had 20 tomatoes in accordance with the number of people they hated.
🍅The teacher then told them they had to carry the tomatoes with them everywhere they go for two weeks.
🍅As the days passed the children started to complain about the decay and smell of the tomatoes.
🍅The students who had many tomatoes complained it was very heavy to carry and the smell was too much.
🍅After a week, the teacher asked the students “How did you feel this week?”
🍅The children complained of the awful smell and heavy weight of the tomatoes, especially those who carried several tomatoes.
🍅The teacher said, “This is very similar to what you carry in your heart when you don’t like some people.
🍅Hatred makes the heart unhealthy and you carry that hatred everywhere.
🍅If you can’t bear the smell of spoilt tomatoes for a week, imagine the impact of bitterness on your heart as you carry it daily.”
🍅The heart is a beautiful garden that needs regular cleaning of unwanted weeds.
🍅 Forgive those who have angered you.
🍅This makes room for storing good things.
🍅Get Better, Not Bitter!!!
AIthough you may not usually forward text messages, this one makes sense. So forward it to someone or group. They might be motivated to let go and cleanse their hearts 💕 !!!!!
Love everyone
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The noise of the sea will never disturb the fish from sleeping. Therefore don’t let anything disturb you, stay focused and determined to be on track on whatever you are pursuing in life, turn a deaf ear to every noise that will distract your attention. God will change your story if only you are determined and prayerful. Don’t start your day with broken pieces of yesterday. Everyday is a fresh start. Each day is a new beginning. Every morning we wake up is the first day of our new life. As we all know today will never come again; be a blessing; be a friend; encourage someone; take time to care; and let your words heal not wound someone. And let our soul give thanks to GOD always.
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A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when
a lizard walks past.
The lizard looks up and says to the monkey “Hey! what are you doing?”
The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend.”
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?!”
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he
has to check this out.
He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says “Hey, MONKEY!”
The Monkey looks down and says shocked, “FUUUUUCK, DUDE……. how much water did you drink to get that big?”
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If your wife/girl friend answers her phone in front of you and starts clicking the “volume down” button. That’s him my brother…. thats him.
Your deputy is calling…thank me later
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ELECKS: Alam mo pare, lima ang chicks ko ngayon!
FREDDIE: Magaganda ba sila pare?
ELECKS: Magaganda sila pare…. at magkakamukha pa silang lahat!
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FREDDIE : Ha, bakit nagkaganon pare?
ELECKS: Lahat sila Mukhang Pera !!
Hehehe! c”,)
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SA SOBRANG BAIT KO PATI NA NGANGAROLLING PINATAWAD KO!
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