HIKA-kung ang anak mo ay may hika painumin ng kumukulong mantika tanggal ang hika patay ang bata.
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LIGALIG-kung ang anak mo ay may ligalig hawakan ang liig ihampas sa sahig .tanggal ang ligalig bali ang leg.
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UBO-kung ang anak mo ay may ubo .kumuha ng tubo ihampas sa nuo at ulit ulitin ng todo …tanggal ang ubo putok ang ulo.
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Tip para di ma seen.
WAG MONG E CHAT
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You have insufficient ass to wear leggins
please load Pampers
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Bonke laba abangalele njengamanje Bayafeba or
omahlalela abasebenzi
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YOH I WANNA STOP CHEATING😒✋
AND FOCUS ON MY 3 GIRLFRIENDS
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ONLY BLACK WILL SAY “NI BUSY NIHLELI NITHULE”😂😂
BUSY HUH???😮😮
NXXX AYI NINA
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When your Bae is treating you so good
that you even thinking of calling
all your EX’s and dump them again…
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Don’t make the same Mistake twice
make it
6 or 7 times just to be Sure
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Dating a girl with big Lips is not the problem
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The problem
is when she gives you a kiss and it sounds like
you are taking Screen Shot
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Kundzima kujola neli 2000s nisathi nlele umuntu uyavuka ngo 5:
ekseni uthi ufuna ukukuphindisa
kanti ufuna kugezisa Talking Tom
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Don’t invest my time loving any girl that is named “Natasha!”
😂
Because
if you read it from backwards it says “Ah Satan”
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To all Salah fans lets go into the bible
Isaiah 19:3 I am going to frustrate
the plans of the Egyptians and destroy their morale.
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Today early in the morning around 04:27 when i was busy driving my Ferrari🚘 with my girlfriend going to town for shopping. Guess what………………..
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The alarm⏰ woke me up!!!
Shit some dreams cant even come true
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Sex …..you cry
Break up ….you cry
Mensuration period…you cry
Child birth …you cry
Engalgement…you cry
Wedding ….you cry
Pass exams with flying colours…you cry
Ladies what exactly is your problem?????
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Not all men are trash🤗🤗…..and not all men are dogs🐕….
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Some of them are garbage!!!!!
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“ngizofaka kancane”
Which other begging line do you know??
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