*STUDENT OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM!*
I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM 100%! EACH ANSWER IS ABSOLUTELY GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT AND FUNNY TOO. THE TEACHER HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR.
*Q1: IN WHICH BATTLE DID NAPOLEON DIE?*
“`HIS LAST BATTLE.“`
*Q2: WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE SIGNED?*
“`AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.“`
*Q3: RIVER RAVI FLOWS IN WHICH STATE?*
“`LIQUID.“`
*Q4: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR DIVORCE?*
“`MARRIAGE.“`
*Q5: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR FAILURE?*
“`EXAMS.“`
*Q6: WHAT CAN YOU NEVER EAT FOR BREAKFAST?*
“`LUNCH & DINNER.“`
*Q7: WHAT LOOKS LIKE HALF AN APPLE?*
“`THE OTHER HALF.“`
*Q8: IF YOU THROW A RED STONE INTO THE BLUE SEA WHAT WILL IT BECOME?*
“`WET.“`
*Q9: HOW CAN A MAN GO EIGHT DAYS WITHOUT SLEEPING?*
“`NO PROBLEM, HE SLEEPS AT NIGHT.“`
*Q10: HOW CAN YOU LIFT AN ELEPHANT WITH ONE HAND?*
“`YOU WILL NEVER FIND AN ELEPHANT THAT HAS ONE HAND“`
*Q11: IF YOU HAD THREE APPLES AND FOUR ORANGES IN ONE HAND AND FOUR APPLES AND THREE ORANGES IN OTHER HAND, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE?*
“`VERY LARGE HANDS“`
*Q12: IF IT TOOK EIGHT MEN TEN HOURS TO BUILD A WALL, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOUR MEN TO BUILD IT?*
“`NO TIME AT ALL, THE WALL IS ALREADY BUILT“`
*Q13: HOW CAN YOU DROP A RAW EGG ONTO A CONCRETE FLOOR WITHOUT CRACKING IT?*
“`ANY WAY YOU WANT, CONCRETE FLOORS ARE VERY HARD TO CRACK.“`
*Spread some laughter, share the cheer. Let’s be happy, while we’re here!
