A man calls a radio show during
dedication time.
Man:am calling to report abt a lost
n found item.
Presenter:Go on.
Man:I picked a wallet tht contains
a gold watch,50 k notes n an ID
wth a name Richard Onyango
Presenter:So, yu want me to help
you find the owner?
Man:No!I want to dedicate him
the song U SAVED ME by R. Kelly.
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MUNTU SEYOZE AFE..ENGAKAZE AYIKHOTHE IMBENGE EYOMILE
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Kwabasebusika vesi 1:shiyani izingane zenu kogogo bazo beseniyofebake
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IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU WERE WANTED TO BE A NURSE OR DOCTOR….
NOW YOU HAVE 5CHILDREN
I GUEES YoU ARE STILL DOING YOUR DREAM JOB
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Whites:Let go and have fun.m😆😀
Blacks:Ufuna ukumhlabake loh
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Ithekeni Ngeke Ikwazi Ukuphila Ngaphandle Komjita!
Muphika Bheka Lah
•Fe[male] Male
•Wo[man] Man
•S[he] He
•[Mr]s Mr
•M[adam] Adam
•Ngisho NaseSontweni Nithi, A[men] Men
So Ungazamike Ukuzenza Iskhokho La Uthi Awufune Ndoda!
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Sometimes, I sit and think of all the memories
I’ve made and smile.
Then I smile even more at the thought of
memories yet to be made.
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It’s amazing how crazy i feel when my phone vibrates
and I’m begging it to be you.
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Whenever you don’t understand
what’s happening in your life,
just close your eyes, take a deep breath and say…
GOD I know it is your plan,
just help me through it.
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Just this weather niggaz are busy texting girls….where are you? Can you come to my place or i must come and fetch you??
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Its all about tlof tlof
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Dear ladies…
Call him today and tell him you are coming and
sleep over his place….
then switch off your phone and sleep
Make that idiot to clean his room..
Morning
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I just bought DSTV dish,
they have installed it.
Now i need to go and pay tomorrow,
do i take the decoder and dish or
will they also need the remote??..
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Last night a 17 year old boy walked into a bar and ordered 6 packs of hunters. After drinking he got up to leave, but he was stopped by the waiter. Excuse me you’ve not paid the bill. The boy picked up the bottle and read: “not for sale to persons under 18” call the police.
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Couples are busy chasing money together but
you and your baboon are still arguing who is gonna text first……
You are still saying that well doing families
have got snakes to steal money
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Ladies
What is the use of wearing G string👙 if you are not assically gifted🙅
What are you dividing actually??????? Bones?????
Morning skinny girls who wear G-strings😂😂😂😂😂😂…..
Fat ones your turn is loading…….
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Fat girls stop inboxing me…..
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I am not selling herbex
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