Marriage certificate is not enough.
i wanna sit next to you in your I.D photo.
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Don’t fall Pregnant no matter how good your Relationship is ,
Boys change.
If cheating could generate electricity,
some girls could power AFRICA and
two European countries 🏃🏃
Between somebody and someone who’s someone exactly?
A man walks into a doctor’s office
and the doctor sits him down.
“OK what’s your problem sir?”
“I’m half deaf” he replied
“That’s ridiculous! You can’t be
half deaf!There is no such thing!”
“Yes there is!”
“OK OK! Go down the hall and I’ll
shout a number and you shout it
back.”
“OK!” He said
When he got to the end of the hall
the Doctor shouts down.
“88 shouted the doctor.
“44”shouted the man
The way they’re so happy that churches are finally opening,
you might think they don’t lawyer…
Hubby says “I fancy kinky ***, can I c*m in your ear?” Wife says “No I might gone deaf” Hubby says “but for the past 20 years I’ve c*ming in your mouth but you’re still f**king talking”
Big nose says church leaders are also essential front line workers,
this guy must be smoking his own for-skin…
Xhosa people my name is Thabang not Tabang or Thabani. Tabang ke mmao and Thabani ke ntate wa hao 🙄
Nokufaka chicken soup enyameni yenkomo kungakuswelisa umendo
I just called my girlfriend and
I’m hearing a naked man’s voice.
Cheating Is A Long Process Dont Even Say It’s A Mistake
There Are Two Ways of
Washing Blankets…
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Whites: Washing Machine♻🕐
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Blacks: 👣👣👣👣👣
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Sa grocery store may batas, bawal magnakaw oh bawal magnakaw. Pero pag sinabi, pag nag comply ka na bawal magnakaw pero may ginagawa ka sa pinagbabawal nila, inayos mo yung law ng grocery store niyo at sinubmit mo ulit ay pwede na pala ikaw magnakaw.
Dati kapag nilalagnat ka nanay mo lang nag-alala sayo pero ngayon buong barangay nyo na kaka-touch di ba?
We’re so lucky that this lockdown came during Android, Samsung and iPhone era…📱💻😘👌
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Imagine staying indoors with your Nokia 3310..!