At the bank…..*
*Teller:* This money is fake
*Nyaa :* the money is mine the account is mine
Wat is yo Problem, just put it there
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One word for Nyaa?
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Nya proposing to his girl frend:
Will you marry me? Choose your answer:
A)YES
B)A
C)B
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You don’t get to choose when or who you meet,
but you do get to choose who you hold on to.
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When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won’t get it, but if you believe in yourself,
probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
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UMsaphozi emngcwabeni!!!
Msaphozi: Sanibonani nonke etendeni. Ngiyabonga ukuthola leli thuba lokukhuluma ngomzala.
Umzala ushona nje besegulile sonke simubonile. Futhi umzala mina ngangithi uzofa ngo 2010 ngoba nalapho wake wagula wabangwa nezibi kodwa wavuka waphinda waqhubeka lapho ayegcine khona nokuqoma, waqoma okusengathi akakaze agule nhlobo.
OMagwaza nomshumayeli uXulu bangixaka sebejola naye umzala ekubeni yibo abebumuthandazela esebangwa nezibi ngoba ayi nani madoda nikholwa ngokuzibonela ukuthi kunani phansi kwesiketi.
Ngageza izandla uma sengizwa kuthiwa nawe Mfundisi usujola nomzala kodwa ngeke sizixoxe lezo ngoba sisemngcwabeni kanti nomfazi wakho ukhona lapha, kodwa ngadumala ngoba phela wena Mfundisi ubumazi kahle umzala ingane kaAnti ukuthi ayilungile kodwa ke ngeke ngikujaje Mfundisi ngoba nawe uwumuntu njengabo obab’ Mkhize laba laphaya emuva (ekhomba uMkhize) obeze agaklaze umfazi wakhe efuna ukuza kuye umzala lona.
UmkaMkhize njengoba elapha nje ufuna ukuzibonela ukuthi umzala wami ufe ngempela yini.
Kona ke engingakusho ngomzala wami ubewathanda amadoda ikakhulukazi ashadile futhi nawo emthanda kodwa into enhle uze wafa umzala engahlukanisanga muntu nenkosikazi yakhe.
La endaweni ngithi mabili mathathu amadoda emizi yawo angajolanga nomzala. Ngithukile nje uZungu uma esesikhokhisa layikhaya ngokuqasha itende lakhe kodwa ke ngabuye ngabona ukuthi unkosikakazi wakhe ubengazi ukuthi ubejola nomzala ngalokho siyamxolela uZungu siwumndeni ngaleso senzo sakhe.
Mzala wami uhambe kahle uma ufika ezulwini ungasiphoxi uqomane namasulumane, amaJuda, oPilatu noSamusoni beno Nebukhedinesari.
Uziphathe kahle mzala ezulwini uhlale ngentombi yize ingasekho nje kodwa uzame mzala wami… Uhambe kahle mntaka Anti sohleze sibabaza imigilingwane yakho!!
Ngiyabonga ngisaya ngale exhibeni sengikhulume ngaze ngoma.
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Dear ladies
Please match your makeup with your neck.
You can’t be Rihana and Zodwa at the same time.
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If you are girlfriend and by any chance you feel like shaving your eyebrow , and draw them back ka pencil then i will also draw cows for lobola , let me repeat , i will draw cows for lobola . Yeah everything in our relationship is art…i am an artist too.
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SENGYOZE NGIFE NGINGALIBONANGA ISO👀
LIWELA UMFULA🌊UGCWELE
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Mosadi o fiwa lerato le hlompho
Wago nyako rapelwa a bule kereke.
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When i was in a taxi just saw my crush. I decided to stay calm because i had fever and my nose was blocked because of flu. I didnt want her to see me that im breathing like fish😂😂😂😂….! Guess what happened??…
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Boom there goes a baloon from my nose
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Selibona Nyaa says:
If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of “buy one get one free”!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman’s upper body starts with a “B”. Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a “P” Peticoat, panties, pussy…No wonder men suffer from high B P!
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you’re screwed.
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.
5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you ‘HANDSOME’, don’t take it as a compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife’s panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband’s dick hard, not his life..!
Now that I’ve educated. you, go ahead and educate someone else.
When a lady is pregnant,all her friends touch her stomach ad say “Congrats!”.But none of them come and touch the man’s Penis and say “Well done!”
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.
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Does anyone here know the prayer that
Jesus used to turn water into wine🍸🍷….
That prayer is needed so that can stop paying for wine😂
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Rest in peace winnie mandela.
Sorry i have posted this too late.
But its not too late because the time you died
i didnt have a phone. So now i got it!!!
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To those who always wave me at messenger…….
i wish you a safe journey too
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All beautiful girls have got kids…..!
If you want to marry a beautiful girl be ready to be a step father!!!!!!
Morning single guys and with this winter
you all have that one sleeping style
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It’s message to you📩
message task,
very very important
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stay strong God with US
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