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Angiyazi ngempela I English,kodwa
“childish” indishi yengane leyo

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Ubani ofuna siSign(e) nayo iContract
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Contract YoCansi
Lokhu kuqinisekisa ukuthi mina (Igama),___________ njengoba ngisayinile ngezansi (Ozobhejwa) ngiyazibophezela futhi ngiyathanda ukubhejwa wu (Igama)___________________________________(Imbebhi).
Ngiyaqinisekisa ukuthi iminyaka yami yobudala iyangivumela ukuthi sengingadliwa, ngijabulele ubumnandi bokuba nesinene engasiphiwa nguMdali. Nginesiqiniseko sokuthi angidakiwe wutshwala futhi akangidakiswanga ngasidakamizwa ngiyimina ngiphelele nomqondo wami, futhi sengiqhanyelwe ngiyafa, ngilangazelele lolu holokoqo lo mthondo ozongena ezibilini zenkomo yami. Ngiyaqinisekisa nokuthi umzuliswano ngamunye ngowemvume yami. Ngiyasho bakithi ukuthi imbebhi yami * ayisebenzisanga sihluku * ayingisabisanga ngalutho * ayingiphoqanga, * futhi ayingithembisanga lutho ukuze ngiyibhebhise. Ukwengenza nje, imbebhi yami * angiyesabi nakancane * futhi angilindele mshado kuyona. Angikucacise ukuthi; sizobhebhana nje angimazi noma ushadile yini futhi anginandaba. Njengoba ezongibhebha nje angihuqi buthongo futhi angidakiwe kodwa ngibhejwa ngoba ngithanda futhi angangibhebha kangangokuthanda kwakhe, kuphela nje ngemvume yami. Uma engibhebhe ngeneliseka njengoba ngilindele, ngiyamvumela kusemanje ukuthi aphinde angihlabe nginabe ngenele ngesikhathi esoshiwo nguyena futhi nami uma ngifisa. Ukwengeza nje angisoze ngaba wufakazi kumbe ngime ebhokisini lenkantolo ngethule ubufakazi obucindezela yena, kumbe ngifake icala lokuthi ungidle ngenkani ngingafuni, noma ngabe ngiyamitha, ngithola isifo socansi, kumbe ngibona ukuthi wephule amalungelo athize ami, noma ngabe yini esizoyenza manje ngiyayithanda futhi ngiyayemukela. Ngisayine nginqunu ngaphambi kokugxumela embhedeni sikususe lokho_________ (Usuku)_____________(Inyanga nonyaka). Sayina Mbhejwa: ______________________ Usuku lokuzalwa : __________________ Usuku obhejwe ngalo:____________________

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Muntu nje umbone ku profile picture
kuthi lo akakaze nje ayidle iPizza

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TV dramas
Isidingo = The need
Imbewu = The seed
Muvhango = …… ?

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The youth of
1987 = revolutionary struggle
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The youth of
2018 = data struggle

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My ex was like : “Rich can we meat?”
And i was like: “No, we can cabbage”

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My neighbour’s daughter has been knocking on my door
since but I don’t want to open
Their maths homework is difficult.

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Having a kid is like having a little broke friend

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Dating a broke married man is a waste of sin my sister

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Four Ants Are Moving Through A Forest.

They See An Elephant Coming Towards Them.

1st Ant Says: “We Should Kill Him.”

2nd Ant Says: “No, Let Us Break His Leg Alone.”

3rd Ant Says: “No, We Will Just Throw Him Away From Our Path.”

4th Ant Says: “No, We Will Leave Him Because He Is Alone And We Are Four.“

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Guys please help a brother out,
how long do pop corns take to pop?😐
I mean I’ve already added 4 cups of water

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After finishing dinner in a restaurant,
the wife told her husband:
“give some tip to the waiter”😉

Husband called the waiter and told him:
“Don’t Get Married!!”.

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