A policeman👮 stops two drunks and asks one: “where do you live?”😕
“Nowhere”😐 replied the first drunkard.
“And where do you live”?😑 he asks the other one.
The second drunk replied: “We’re neighbours”.
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Phone call from baby mama be like:
📞
Me: Hello😐
Her: I just wanna tell you that your son is sleeping😪
Me: 😒?!
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I really can’t waste my money ngiyise uQueen eCinema kusakhona TV ne DVD la 🤔😗
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sihlulwa yn ukuyothenga CD ya R10 eyi 11 in 1 sibuke ama movie weekend yonke??
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Unekhanda elikhulu, Uno Pete, Unekhala Elikhulu😣Anginandaba As Long Unemomozi😊 Mina Ngyakhlaba
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Lona owayethi alifakwa libuya nodaka, wayefake kuyiphi imbobo kanti yena??
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Her : Babe yaz ngyagula
Him: Ncono wena … abanye bafile
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People who like to say “sizobe silapho noma kanjani”
never attend the event
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Tip para maaga magising.
Wag kang matulog
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Ikaw Ang Toyo sa burger ko
Ang tinidor sa champorado ko
Ang ketchup sa popcorn ko
At ang bagoong sa French fries ko
Sa medaling salita WALA KANG KWENTA SA BUHAY KO
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A man’s biggest mistake is giving another man
an opportunity to make his woman smile
Dont ever try that all men because
you will regret the rest of your life!!!
Dont say i didnt warn you
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Ladies
Never say all he wanted was sex when all you can offer him is sex……..
Did you try giving him your father’s land and he refused?????
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Dating a prostitute is not a problem. The problem is when you want to have sex……and she will be like ‘babie no you cant be having stock everyday……the business is gonna go down
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After smoking my weed😷
I saw two guys wearing matching outfits✌
I asked them if they were gay. And they arrested me.
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That moment you get dumped in public and start asking strangers for help…
And be like: “My sister please speak to her tuuu”.
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The way kubanda ngakhona ungaze ukhumule I jacket ubheke iexpiry date ukuthi ayi expire-anga yini.
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Abanye abantu are poor because they are holding on to the past.
Umuntu usangifuna isikweledu semali yalast year.
Hayi maan move on guys.
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