Dear future wife
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May God continue destroying your relationships until we meet!

🎩 I don’t like people who take drugs😐
Like Airport security for example.

If you wanna know the truth about yourself😉
Offend your neighbour..

I use six slices of bread to test if the sugar is enough
in the tea then after that i start eating…

When its too cold….men will apologise to her
even if she is wrong just to get🍑

The power of 🍑 vs winter
Lets not argue on this gents!!!!!

Somewhere in Limpopo they have already named a child ‘Croatia’
😂😂😂😂😂……..
Morning limpopians

In Africa after locking the door with a key,
you must try to forcefully open it without a key
to see if it’s really locked, it’s in Our DNA.

When you thought you’ve seen it all.
Waiter : would you like to eat something sir?
Him Nah thanks.
Waiter : And you Madam?
Her : Bring two Nah thanks and water pls

I survived nine months in my mother’s womb without bathing.
What is July to me Nxaaaa

Wemen are the most faithful creatures ,
they
dont cheat ,they don’t lie , they are
trustworthy.
Remember I said We Men.

I’ve gotten to a stage in life where i don’t have to argue,
Even if you tell me that 1+1= 19
You are very correct.