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He knows when your period ends but
he doesn’t know your birthday?
My sister is your boyfriend a medical doctor?

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Umuwi ang asawa galing trabaho
Asawa:(tok tok tok).
Babae:sino iyan?
Asawa:asawa mo,buksan mona ang pinto
Babae:ayoko
Asawa:bakit?
Babae:wala akong damit
Asawa:okay lang wala naman akong kasama
Babae:ikaw wala ako meron

RIP sa Hindi naka gets

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Bat pa bubuo ng matibay na relasyon
eh mas madali ang bumuo ng bata ?!

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Men are respecting people you know.
The main reason why your boyfriend will breakup with you after having a baby is because he cant continue ukujola phambi kwengane.

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Dating many women is one way of confusing your enemies from attacking your main women.
But it will take ages for women to understand this strategy

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Some guys be calling their girlfriends “My Queen! My Queen!!” but when the Queen asks for R50 the kingdom scatters and the king disappears.

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A man was taking his son on a walk in a nearby forest. Suddenly the boy tripped and feeling a sharp pain, he screams “AHHHH!”
Surprised, he hears a voice coming from the mountain, “AHHHH!” He was taken aback as it was his first experience of an echo.
Filled with curiosity, he screams: “Who are you?”, but the only answer he received was , “Who are you?”
This made him angry, so he shouted, “You are a coward!” and the voice answered “You are a coward!”
He looked at his father and asked “Dad what’s going on. Whose he talking back at me?”
“Son,” the man replies, ” pay attention. Say something nice to him
Then he screams, “I love you!” The voice answers, “I love you!”
Realising his son’s confusion the man takes over the conversation with nature and shouts
“You are wonderful!” and the voice answered, “You are wonderful!”
The boy is thrilled but still can’t understand what is going on.
The father explains, “Son, people call this an ECHO, but truly it is LIFE. Life always gives you back what you give out. Life is a mirror of your actions.
If you want more love, give more love. If you want more kindness, give more kindness. If you want understanding and respect, give understanding and respect. If you want people to be patient with you, then be patient with them.
This rule of nature applies to every aspect of our lives. An echo is nature’s way of teaching us to do unto others what we wish them to do to us and wish for others what we wish for ourselves.
Life always gives you back what you give out…
Your life is not a coincidence, but a mirror of your own doings.

My echo to you today is love, peace and happiness.

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Dear Girls.
When we send you smses and you blue tick us, you must know that we are moving on.
We cant be waiting for Jesus and be waiting for you too. Never.

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ngendlela engithanda ngayo ukuncengwa i can’t
wait ukuba idlozi
Kusazonyiwa

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WHITES:STOP SINGING
BLACKS:BOPHA M🔜 WENJA✊

I SALUTE BLACKS

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A wise Chinese old man once said: 📰
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“Shai Choi ting yang teng wong feng deng fung cho fungi ling” 👴🏾
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And I actually agree with him because it’s for our own benefit

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A heart without feelings, a body without a soul. That’s how life became

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These days when a girl has two kids with one father
you must know its twins.

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Nxii kanti amapopcorn aqhuma masekwenzenjani phela yinkomitsho yesithathu yamanzi lengiyithelayo..
nxii…

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TEACHER: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.

TEACHER : What is photosynthesis class?
Brenda: Photosynthesis is our topic today.

TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
Ruramai: By staying at home.

TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Nomsa: We don’t call them, they come on their own.

TEACHER : What type of coffee do we export in Kenya?
Naison: Coffee Olomide

TEACHER : Name the nation people hate most
Inno: Exami-nation

TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
Clever: Future impossible tense.

TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Matt: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.

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