A nigga be saving his side chick number with the his wife name because his wife wont read her own message… Asibadlaleni guys.

My Girlfriend’s father was a ZCC member
but he died of suger diabetes… Ahh

I think there is a missing verse in the Bible.
The one that tells us that Satan also loves money to do hair and being taken out.
That could save us money as men.

She blocked me then i called her and asked her to unblock me😐
Then i blocked her

Over 13 years of studying & it’s only today I got to know that the word “NEWSPAPER” was short form of North, East, West, South, Past And Present Events Report 😒😏
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I WANT MY SCHOOL FEES

Your mama’s tupperwares are more important than you

Somewhere in South Africa tomorrow in school
two learners will be fighting for a desk

Ladies when your parents weren’t able to give you money.
Did u leave them?

You are single at the age of 33 yet you still ask guys:
“where did you get my number?”😐

Just imagine telling your kids you met their mother
on Facebook Free mode

Village people are very wicked
They can make you wear Vodacom t-shirt to an mtn interview