When you’re in Bed with Bae and
you so wanna play with her hair …..
but it’s on the Dressing Table

Once all engineering professors were sitting in one plane ✈
Before the take off there was an announcement. ” this plane is made by your students ”
All the professors stood up, ran outside, but the principal was still sitting.
One guy came back and asked ” you are not afraid ?”
The principal replied ” I trust my students very well and I am sure the plane ✈ won’t even start “

It was a practical session in the psychology class.

The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it.

The rat was in the middle of the cage.

Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on one side and kept a female rat on the other side.

The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.

Then, the professor changed the cake and replaced it with some bread.

The male rat ran towards the bread.

This experiment went on with the professor changing the food every time.

And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat.

Professor said: This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction.

Then, one of the students from the back rows said:

“Sir, why don’t you change the female rat?This one may be his wife!”

The professor stood straight up his finger pointing towards the student and said “You are a Damn Genius”

Just recieved ‘a stay away from my wife call’ and
i just asked that bustard ‘is this a threat??…..
dont you know that sharing is caring???’

The power of being single and hitting neighbour’s wife

Not giving your girlfriend money
is also part of women abuse!!!

Jealous baby mama will call you 02:25am
while you are deeply asleep with your new girlfriend
just to tell you that the baby is sleeping well
and she is breathing just fine😂😂😂😂

Some girls eeesh

People like writing TV because they can’t spell TellHerVison

A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service:
you just play games

Sex in the shower is getting old✋
My brother put her in an oven then turn up the heat

When you thought they broke up then boom!!!
She posts him again

2000s should have their own alcohol like *Purity Lager,
Nestle Draft & Nutriday Vodka..
We cant share alcohol with babies.