I still can’t believe that we’re on day 71 of 21 days of Lockdown

This is the 1st year that I could not go to Durban July due to Covid19.

It is usually due to lack of money

Why are you still online at this time?
Sleep, witches are waiting for you they want to send you to Nigeria

If Corona decides to affect the cheating partner in the relationship,
are u gonna survive or I should mind my own business

South African police be like “Shut up and start talking wena mahn

It took SAB just 2 days to deliver beers to all 9 provinces , department of education is struggling to deliver masks and sanitizers for the past 3 weeks now , we have wrong people working for the gorvernment

Two things that comes into a lady’s mind when visiting a guy.
1 I will not open my legs for him
2 let me just shave incase.

Being famous on social media is like being rich on monopoly,
its not real calm down..!

Sometimes you’d want to post the love of your life
But again the other love of your life might see it..!

Stop posting same OLD PICTURES,
if you’re no longer HOT
leave it, its finished…
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Just share memes and posts..!

Tell a Lady: “I had a dream about you”
They always think it’s about s*x
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And be like: “Girl, I was buying bread in SHOPRITE and you were the cashier”