Dating two short girls 👭 at the same time is not cheating.
Look at it ½ + ½ = 1

DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW YOU GET UPSET
WEN YOUR BOYFRIEND ONLY GIVES YOU ONE ROUND ??

LIFE IS SO UNFAIR.
When someone dies, the relatives cry.
But when he rises from death, they run away.

So are we gonn’ ignore the fact that Mandela changed his dp on that money

Doctor told me not to lift heavy things,
I sit down when I pee

I want to date a girl who’s been through the worst ..
lied to…heart broken
…literally broken to pieces so I cn finish her off

{Dear Ladies}
A man that truly loves❤ you would stand
by your side even when you get pregnant for another man. That man is your dad.

A naked woman robbed a bank and no
Man saw her face… Men can be useless sometimes.

Then we have those girls that will rip off your shirt during foreplay coz they saw it on a movie and think it’s sexy & freaky.
•°•
Do that to me my sister you will ewallet me money💰 for a new shirt before you leave

I regret introducing my mom to Candy Crush.
She didn’t cook last night.

I was dreaming urinating in th the toilet,
as I woke up I found my blankets wet ,
I don’t know who the hell poured water on my bed!!! M so pissed

A little boy was doing maths homework, saying to himself, 2+5 the son of bitch is 7,
3+6 the son of bitch is 9
His mother heard this & asked “what r u doing?”
Boy, “doing my maths’ homework”.
Mom: & this is how ur teacher taught u?

Boy: “Yes”

Infurriated mother called the teacher: R u teaching maths to children by saying 2+2, the son of bitch is 4?

Teachr started laughing & answerd: “what I taught them was, 2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4…