My sister, continue saying all Men are
players..!!
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Until you marry their coach.

{Dear Ladies}
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You’re Not Romantic Enough If You’ve
Never Worn Your Boyfriend’s Underwear!!

I named my dog with my ex ‘s name “pretty”
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it makes me feel better everytime i say”pretty voetsek ” ……
voetsek maan pretty !!!

To be ugly is really a problem, you shoot 40 pics you delete 35
you edit 5 you end up posting 1.

A CCTV footage doesn’t scare me✋
I’ve denied my own fingerprints before

Ladies….
If you have pimples please dont put makeup ontop of those pimples……
Do you know why?????
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Because you look like magnum ice cream

Gents If a woman ever pulls a knife out on
you during an argument, pull out some
bread, butter and cheese..her instincts will
kick in and she’ll make you a sandwich..

Dear girlfriend!!!
Next time I ask you “how was your day?”,
Don’t give me “it was good” typpa shit.
I mean tell me everything. I want a detailed explanation!!

The 8 lies of girls
-I am a virgin.
-I don’t eat to much.
-I have never had an abortion.
-I don’t like too much sex.
-I don’t have a boyfriend.
-I am in bad period.
-He is only my friend.
-I don’t go out at night.

The 6 lies of boys
-I love you.
-You are my only girlfriend.
-I can die for you.
-Among all the other girls you are the best.
-Don’t worry i will make you to feel at ease.
-If you are pregnant i will take care of everything.
send this to all the liars like you and please don’t send it to me cox I received it by mistake

PURE WITCHCRAFT IS WHEN YOUR PARTNER DUMPS U IN AN AREA THAT HAS A SIGN THAT SAYS ‘NO DUMPING’