You approach a Girl and she ask you: “Do you have another Girlfriend??”
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My sister you can’t go to a shop to buy clothes while naked..
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After getting our land back, we are going for Ndebele speaking people.
You can’t speak Sepedi and IsiZulu at the same time.
You have to decide which language you want to speak between two of them…
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So You say you beautiful how many guys
abazame ukukshela vandag??
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{DID YOU KNOW??}
🌼~🌸
1. 84% of people remain quiet even when
they really want to say something in order
to avoid an argument with someone they
care about.
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2. Psychology Says, Sometimes those who don’t socialize much aren’t actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people.
💙~💚
3. Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong
person? Immediately put your phone on
airplane mode and once it fails to deliver,
delete the message.
💛~❤
4. Relationship experts say romance novels are bad because they give women
unreasonable expectations.
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5. Before going to bed, 93% people count
that how many hours of sleep they’re going to get.
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6. It takes 2 to 4 years to completely get to know someone. Those waiting this long to marry have less chance of divorce.
💙~💚
7. Psychology says, people will never
understand the decisions you make, unless they have experienced how hard it is to be in your place.
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8. Cheating is directly linked to lack of
intelligence, insecurity, low self esteem and an overall sense of intelligence, insecurity, low self esteem and an overall sense of unhappiness with one’s own life.
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Her: Bbe ke pregnant
him: Pregnant ereng mo ngwaneng?
Her: Ere ase ngwanago!
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It’s Only In Africa Where Married Couples Only Hug
When There Is Good News In The Family…
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Everything Happens For A Reason, Except
Removing Your Eyebrows
And Drawing Them Back On, That Has No Reason.
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After An Emotional Hug Girl Said To The Boy,
Girl: “If You Hug Me Once More Like That, I Will Be Yours Forever”
Boy: “Thanks For The Warning“
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If The First Button In A Shirt Is Put Wrong,
Then Every Button Will Be Wrong.”
-Prem Tailor,
Shahdara, Delhi
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A Question Asked To A Student For (5 Marks)
Question: “Why Fire Engine Is Red In Color?”
Answer: “Because Fire Engine Has Ladder.
Ladder Has Steps.
Steps Are A Foot Long, And Is Measured By A Ruler.
A Ruler Can Be A King Or A Queen.
Elizabeth Was The Queen Of England.
Elizbeth Was Also The Name Of A Ship.
Ship Floats On Water.
Water Has Fish.
Fishes Have Fins.
Fins Are People From Finland.
The National Flag Of Finland Is Red.
So Fire Engine Is Red In Color.”
This Is How Engineering Students Write University Exams.
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Happiest Moment For Today’s Generation Is
Battery Full
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Philosophy Of Life:
At The Beginning Of Any Relationship,
Every Girl Feels Her Boyfriend Is GOD.
Later On Somehow The Alphabets Get Reversed.
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Ngamthand umunt ngenhliziy ngob yaphulek vele umthand ngamaqakal
😏
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Angilwi!! Ngicel ukbuza kulaba abanempandla if begeza bayigeza kanye nekhanda or kanye nobuso
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Say No to drugs❌❌
Say yes to drugs✔✔
Its doesn’t really matter what you say to drugs
if you’re talking to them
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When you’re in a taxi and it’s start moving before you sit down
and you end up kissing someone’s grandmother’s forehead
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