Loool… Day made
I said to ma babe you look so Modric, your body so Pivaric your eyes are so Rakitic. Your smile makes me look Perisic, When I see you my body feels Brozovic. The way you move that Kramaric it’s so Strinic. Babe you are my Dalic and my Lovren for you is so Kovacic. When i’m with you i feel so Subasic, you are my Mandzukic…before I finished she seized my phone & saved my number as Romanticí

I did a lot mistakes in my life but
i swear i will never do a mistake of buying a Redbat jean…

Listen here 👏🏽
Limpompo will always be Limpompo. Stop correcting us.🖐🏽 🤣🤣 if you object we’ll add another mpo!! Limpompompo!!!

Today I was lost inside Mall of Africa
so I fainted so they can take me out of the Mall

JUST FOR FUN.

Type “I am a big” and keep pressing the middle prediction. Let your keyboard form the sentence.

Someone will cheat today because of food..
Please brothers FEED your girlfriends

Whites: tooth spoon
Blacks : tiss spoon
Black People mara, I give up on you guys

Guys help me i dont have money
but i want to buy my girlfriend a car.
What should i do?

That moment when you eat soft porridge with fork and knife
and everyone at Breakfast table stares at you like
you have your intestine out.
Like really,
come on this is 2018 not 2017 things must change

My future wife thinks she’ll marry a rich guy with a six pack
can you please help me laugh at her

I left my phone at home, when I returned,I found 30 missed calls from my grandma.when i asked her why she called me. She told me that she wanted to tell me that i left my phone

I remember way back when we used to remove our hats and greet our elders, now days we just remove one earphone to say ‘Hi’

Support him until he makes a good living so he can leave you for a girl
he couldn’t get when he was broke…

Men who give their women ATM CARDS and PIN have a special corner in heaven with airconditioner and free Wi-fi access