I was studying at this college in Pretoria, then we went home for school holidays, when we return to school we have found that place turned into Somalian store that sells curtains…

Black Tax was not a problem when it took you to school and raised you but now that you are working and have made it, It has suddenly become a burden?
I’m not quite sure how helping your own family becomes a burden especially if you were once helped too?

Women are attracted to stupid shit like guys that can dance.🕺🏽🙄 How is that beneficial? Can he change a tyre?🤔 Is “nay le walk” gonna take you home?

Even Though I Walk Through The Darkest Valley I Will Never Post Bae AMEN!!!…

Yes!! Some Of You Only Write JHB Because
You Can’t Write Johanesbeg.

if your parents get mad at you for coming home late,
please respect them & come back in the morning.

When Your Friend Posts, ” All My Friends Are Snakes”
So You Just standing There wondering If O Mokopa Or Cobra

AS i Was In Court Couple Minutes Ago …. The Magistrate Shouted ” Order, Order”
And I Resonded : ” Mae, Coke , Dinkilana Le Dikwae ” Then Boom Now They Locked Me In A Dark Room… Hopefully My Order will Be Here Soon

Coloured guys go to parties and stand somewhere in the corner
while their women dance just waiting for you to make one mistake

When a girl dumps you for no reason
You’ll even take your father’s phone and text her like..
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“Are you sure you are done with my son?”

When you buy a cellphone from an Indian shop,
then when you switch it off it says “Goodbye My Friend”

Beautiful Girls Get 1k likes on Facebook And
Ugly Girls get Masters Degrees in real Life.

Hi, I am currently in high school, doing Grd 12.
I applied at UJ fortunate enough i got a letter that says
i was admitted,
so should i quit school and Go There to study or what?

All vendas were born cute it’s just that their
language squeeze their face