Obuny’ ubukhwele…..
Ngihamba lonamfana edolobheni siphambane lonkazana omuhle isqamula mayezi,itshatshazi ..sithi nxa sphambana laye ngiginye okungamathe kanti owakwami umbonile….☹☹
Abethi kimi “khafula phangisa”
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Walala eTaxin uPregnant sikhipha umtwana
siyomthengisela uMrekza no Lucy
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Let him buy you beer all night then cry and
tell him you want your boyfriend.
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*WARNING*
Beware of the airtime these days, they have started making airtime which can kill you when you make a call or when recharging,so please before you recharge your accounts send those digits to me so that I can verify if its original airtime. Please I want to save your life!!. BE WARNED.
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Ngibone amadoda enatha utshwala ekuseni ngo 9, ngasengisithi kibo, “madoda namuhla liphangise kakhulu ukunatha ngo 9 shuwa” , “basebesithi kimi, kanti im’phimbo ivulwa skhathi bani?”. Kusukela khonapho I learnt to mind my own business……
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Women are so difficult to accomodate.
At 18, they want handsome men.
At 25, they want matured men.
At 30, they want successful men.
At 40, they want established men.
At 50 ,they want faithful men.
Men are very simple.
At 18, they want pretty young girls.
At 25, they want pretty young girls.
At 30, they want pretty young girls.
At 40, they want pretty young girls.
At 50, they want pretty young girls.
*Even at 60,* they still want pretty young girls!!
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3 ayaw kong mangyari:
1. Makitang may kasamang iba si crush
2. Mauntog yung boobs ko sa masikip na pinto
3. Umutot nang may kasamang particles
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Alam niyo ba na ang pag inom ng alcohol
ay makakatangal ng lungkot, problema, bra at panty.
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Real man dont beat a wife/girlfriend. If you are strong enough just hide her makeup staff💋💅🙎💄
My bro thats when you will see and know that ladies can fight back😂😂😂
Definitely world war 3!!!!!!
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Sikunyise istress uzibone usuchitha
iwashingi usuneka amanzi
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ZCC chicks are Hot
Jealous down
.
Until One of them burps in the taxi…
Then the taxi starts smelling like a Coffee shop
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When bae helps you with your school assignment
and then you get zero (0%)
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Employed Beautiful Lady has one☝ Boyfriend.
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Unemployed Pretty Lady has got a team👐 that can challenge Barcelona
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What advice’s do you give your Girlfriend?
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Me: “Bae never date married Men,
they don’t get satisfied until they take ARVs”.
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If you don’t take risks in life,
You will always work for someone who does.
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ME: Excuse me lady, you look familiar.
HER: Yes you dated me in 2012, I was dark then.
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