That Awkward Moment When you’re dancing with your Blesser and the Dj change the song and play……….Luther Vandross ~ Dance with my father

FM Stands For “Free Mode” That’s Why Radio Also Doesn’t Show Pictures… This Wisdom though.

Cansomeonepleasetellmewhatthebiglongbuttonatthebottomofmykeyboardisfor?

Just imagine when you crack a joke for your girlfriend. 😂 😂 😂
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Then you hear me laughing under the bed. What would you do ?.

Her: helo babie
Me: hie how are you cute….
Her: good and you sweet
Me: I’m fine, but were you serious that
you won’t let me down babie?
Her: Yes bae, the love i have for you its like corruption in South Africa…..it will never end😘
Me: 😂😂😂you are full of shit

Me: Have a nice day

Her: Don’t tell me what to do

I was going to make a joke about
Sodium and Hydrogen but NaH

In China, they eat Rats and Theres Nothing wrong with that. Would it not be a good idea since we as South Africans don’t eat Rat, Start Rat Farms and Export them to China?…. I have been a Resident of Thokoza, Yho! Those Rats are huge. I hear Alex Got Rats too and Rats Give birth like nobody’s business, this could be a multi billion Rand business

My neighbour wants to consult a Witch Doctor for his lost chicken..!
For a chicken that was not even delicious!